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#1
i won't get banned for this will i? its not real dick's. but if anyone finds it offensive say and i'll take it down.

my personal favorite is the turtle.
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#2
That **** looks painful.


EDIT: Nevermind. I was looking at the big pictures.
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#4
Oh my god, I lol'd so hard.


I suppose someone will end the fun and report this though.
#5
lol.... wait u look up stuff like this?

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#11
lmfao

I had a friend who pulled his out during band practice and did the cinnamon bun, only he called it the hamburger.
#12
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#14
lmao i loled heavily xD
Happy birthday Slash
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#15
theres one called the millennium dome, its where you pull your scrotum over your ****, so non of your **** is sticking out. its fairly hard to keep ur dick under there though.
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#17


Check out Apocalypse!
"To gather a gang, line up and synchronize the rotation of the penises is an advancement of the Helicopter trick. This is basically an ordinary helicopter trick but the trick is to keep the same beat with all of the participating penises."
Start up a metronome at 100 bpm!!
#23
Love the Icebreaker.
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#24
haha
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#27
i loled when i saw the diagrams haha.

Look at how mature i am
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#28
Genitals...


What can't they do?
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#29
best site ever
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#30
The Olympic Torch....dear god
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#31
my friends told me about one guy that used to be on their basketball team who would always perform the brain for the rookie players..
how many of you honestly rule 34'd this site after clicking the link?
#33
*Reported*

Joke i'm not a little pussy like some of the snitches that report people for nothing.

nice website dude
#36
hmm this is the most random thing i've seen all day soo +1 to you
and heres a little smily just because i wanted to put him there



oh and

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