#1
I'm sorry, but I have to rant about this.

Diet DP does not taste like candy in any way.

I can't stand seeing all these dumb commercials about how "Diet Dr. Pepper belongs on the candy isle" and "there's nothing diet about it". It tastes mediocre IMO, as do all diet drinks. They need to stop running these bogus adds....it's not that good!

sorry, these ads are just starting to really piss me off.

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Theres a coke zero ad in which coke sues coke zero for taste infringment. Their the same bloody company!
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I hear diet sodas can impair your judgment as a result of the stuff they use to make it have 0 sugar or something like that.


Also, is Dr. Pepper a licensed doctor? Because if he isn't, someone is going to go to jail for impersonating a doctor.
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Theres a coke zero ad in which coke sues coke zero for taste infringment. Their the same bloody company!

no really?! Thats part of the joke...but yeah diet drinks suck balls.
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#8
cancer tastes really good actually...i had skin cancer and thought i might as well just cut it out of my skin. then i ate it.

EDIT: this was doen with sarcasm as a way of saying...what a dumb thread
#9
Dr. Pepper is the life elixir.
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That's the point!

Yeah it tastes like sh*t, it is diet soda. Welcome to the world.


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#14
Screw health. Drink the real thing.
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#15
i also hate how Dr. Pepper advertises that they have 23 flavors.

THEY DON'T HAVE 23 FLAVORS! ITS ONE FECKING FLAVOR...DR. PEPPER FLAVOR!
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#16
Diet soda in large amounts is worse for you then regular soda in small (less than 3 servings per week) amounts.
#17
if diets actually did taste like the real thing they wouldn't be called diet.... they would get rid of the real thing and replace it with the diet beverage, therefor making the regular soda healthy.


unfortunately. they dont.
#18
yeah.. it tastes like crap.. but the commercial is much better off saying

"Diet Dr. Pepper, TASTES LIKE CANDY!!"

than

"Diet Dr. Pepper, ITS LIKE ****!!, BUT IN A CAN!!"

And with the candy part, they also attract children
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That's like suing your brother for gene infringement.
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And with the candy part, they also attract children


So instead of vans with free candy there are going to be vans with free Diet Dr. Pepper?
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Theres a coke zero ad in which coke sues coke zero for taste infringment. Their the same bloody company!
That's kind of the joke in the commercial.

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Yes, the whole point is to give the vans a new item for their raping tactics
#25
Diet sodas are the worst things that have ever been invented IMO. Who in the world thinks "gee i am on a diet to be more healthy, maybe i should drink some soda!"
#26
Oh noez!
A commercial is making something seem better than it actually is!
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I hear diet sodas can impair your judgment as a result of the stuff they use to make it have 0 sugar or something like that.


Also, is Dr. Pepper a licensed doctor? Because if he isn't, someone is going to go to jail for impersonating a doctor.


Well the guy who made Dr. Pepper named it after his girlfriends dad for brownie points I don't know why I know that.
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Yes, the whole point is to give the vans a new item for their raping tactics


Eh, I don't find it too effective.

Snickers and sour worms are still top pulls, though I have done well with Pop Rocks and Coke. Kids are just so gosh darned curious.
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Well the guy who made Dr. Pepper named it after his girlfriends dad for brownie points I don't know why I know that.


wikipedia?

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Eh, I don't find it too effective.

Snickers and sour worms are still top pulls, though I have done well with Pop Rocks and Coke. Kids are just so gosh darned curious.


Those reese peices are reelin em in around here.
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i also hate how Dr. Pepper advertises that they have 23 flavors.

THEY DON'T HAVE 23 FLAVORS! ITS ONE FECKING FLAVOR...DR. PEPPER FLAVOR!


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Eh, I don't find it too effective.

Snickers and sour worms are still top pulls, though I have done well with Pop Rocks and Coke. Kids are just so gosh darned curious.


You use pop rocks and coke? O.0 Dude that is murder you are going to make those children explode
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You use pop rocks and coke? O.0 Dude that is murder you are going to make those children explode


Which makes it all the easier sir.
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Those reese peices are reelin em in around here.


Hmm. I should try that. Not too good in the summer though...but that's when I dust off the Ice Cream van.

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Theres a coke zero ad in which coke sues coke zero for taste infringment. Their the same bloody company!

thats the hilarious part of it.

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I hear diet sodas can impair your judgment as a result of the stuff they use to make it have 0 sugar or something like that.


Also, is Dr. Pepper a licensed doctor? Because if he isn't, someone is going to go to jail for impersonating a doctor.



oh noes! aspartame!


anyways, diet dr. pepper still has that ****ty fake sugar after taste that makes me want to lick a kitten to clean it out of my mouth.
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