#1
What is the most brutal way you know of to hurt somebody? Preferably an actual practice, not your endless, twisted fantasy.

Mine is the glasgow smile.

One slits both cheeks with a knife, halfway between the corner of the mouth & the jawline to the corner, deeply, though not so much to cut through. One would then stab the victim in the stomach, so when they screamed their cheeks would rip open.

This was famously used in the Black Dahlia murder.

Anyone else?
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#7
i wanna beat some one with a spiked bat and hang them from their ankles and drain their blood into a tub. then, just when there about to die from blood loss, bandage their wounds and drop them in the desert with nothing to drink but their own blood.
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That's fucked up.

The Black Dahlia Murder is a good band, though.


I believe he means that murder case in California or something.
#9
^ I know, but the band that has a name based on said murder is good. Really good.
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#12
Curb stomp? make someone lay down on the street bitting a curb and stop on the back of there head... i think that would suck sooo much, knock out all your teeth n ****
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Yes, we've all heard of cannibal corpse


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At the very start... that looked painful
#14
Strapped to a steel chair with barbed wire, cut of there finger tips and and insert bloodworms into them and watch them be eaten from the inside out, while tighting the barbed wire the more they struggle.
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Strapped to a steel chair with barbed wire, cut of there finger tips and and insert bloodworms into them and watch them be eaten from the inside out, while tighting the barbed wire the more they struggle.


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#17
I used to think about weird stuff like this alot...

Chain someones arms and legs to the ceiling so they hang in a U shape, Face to Toes. Then take a knife, slit the skin on the top of their kneecaps open and drop the chain holding their legs. They will most likely drop their legs straight down. Fire blanks from a handgun and watch them scream as they bend their legs and writhe in agony...
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That's fucked up.

The Black Dahlia Murder is a good band, though.

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#19
my friend had the idea to nail the person's tongue to a table and ass-rape them with 8-track tapes
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my friend had the idea to nail the person's tongue to a table and ass-rape them with 8-track tapes


ROFL

Originally posted by Capua47:

Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


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#21
tickle them til they cry/pee

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#22
Put a firecracker up a frogs butt, putt the frog in a chickens butt, then put the chicken in a horses butt, then put the horses head in your pants.

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#24
the curb stomp is a classic, but the best way is to shove a glass mercury thermometer up someones urethra and then smash it with a hammer.
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Sir, according to the content of your thread post I must declare.........CRACKA YOU ****ED UP IN DA HEAD!!
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#27
wow you should really see a psychiatrist
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wow you should really see a psychiatrist


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#29
stop reporting this thread, it's breaking no rules, it's just a bit morbid.

TS took mine, the Glasgow smile.

A good torture method is what I call the throne of blood. You take a strong metal chair, and take the seat out, handcuff their ankles to the legs, chain them so the can't stand up all the way, and but razor blades where the seat used to go.
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