#1
UG, plan my next party, which is in a couple of weeks. No drinking or booze, other then that anything goes.

edit: change drinking OR booze to drugs.
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Last edited by penguin-pirate at Mar 30, 2008,
#4
Strip everything out of the house including carpets and buy gallons of lube. Hire security and make it invitation and swimwear only.
#6
Burn a block of weed in the ventilation system. Good times will be had.
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#10
Bake two batches of cakes, some with weed in and some without. Of the ones without grind up pills (MDMA, LSD, SSRIs etc) and add them to the icing and mix up the cakes and have a cake eating competition.

Oh, and hire a bouncy castle.
#15
Call that douchebag from Australia.
The one with the yellow sunglasses who had that huge party.
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#17
ok here we go, this is a mix

burn weed in the ventilation along with laughing gas, so everyone gets naked, listens to live music while setting everything on fire, of course theres lots of rape, and donuts, while u r in a penguin costume smoking a joint
and ????
and profit

EDIT: thank u 20cdndollars for reminding me i missed the ???
Last edited by zepzepzep86 at Mar 30, 2008,
#19
Quote by zepzepzep86
ok here we go, this is a mix

burn weed in the ventilation along with laughing gas, so everyone gets naked, listens to live music while setting everything on fire, of course theres lots of duck rape, and donuts
and ???
and profit
Oh, and a penguin dressed like a pirate.

NO NINJAS ALLOWED

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#20
Quote by zepzepzep86
ok here we go, this is a mix

burn weed in the ventilation along with laughing gas, so everyone gets naked, listens to live music while setting everything on fire, of course theres lots of rape, and donuts

and profit


Stolen idea is stolen.
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#21
How many people did NOT read the first post, and only read the title?
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#23
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I read it, you said no drinking, nothing about weed.


thats rite
#24
u said no drinking.

coke.
heroin.
****load of pot.
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#26
I'm trying to pull i'm underage and live next door to a cop.
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#27
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I'm trying to pull i'm underage and live next door to a cop.


thats really not a big deal, if hes on duty, he wont be home. if hes off duty, he wont be able to do anything
#28
except he will know whats going on and call the cops
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#29
Have a hottub party where everyone has to wear those paper pirate hats.
#30
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#31
Bah, thats no good. Obviously you'll have to move the party somewhere else. Scout your neighborhood for abandoned houses, warehouses, scenic spots, disused lake houses...

Can you drive? How underage are you?
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Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


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#33
yeah, just get some guy to buy you alcohol, like a bum or a college student as they enter some grocery store
Originally posted by Capua47:

Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


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Schecter Omen-6
Peavey Valveking 212
Metal Muff
Metal Zone
Jimi Hendrix Wah
#34
Ok, I will make this the most epic party EVAR! Go out and buy the two biggest PA systems you can, set them up right next to each other. On one, play Meshuggah, on the other play Fallout Boy, at the same time.
Go out and buy over 9000! burgers, and place all of those in liquor beforehand. When people arrive, give them liquor burgers!
For drinks, those that don't bring alcohol can have a cocktail of urine, manure and vomit, served straight from the punch bowl.
As for entertainment, go out and buy the biggest tv you can, and run 2 girls 1 cup on it.

You'll be the coolest kid in town!
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#35
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I stopped reading at "No drinking".


A party without booze or drugs is just like a church youth group gathering or something.

Alcohol and weed turn a gathering into a wicked ass party.