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#1
alrighty pit, in my country it is april fools day tomorrow. I want to do a prank but I cant think of anything so naturally I come to you. Cant be anything too expensive(by budget is roughly 20 bucks) and I dont want to hurt anybod.....badly.


GO!
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#4
well, i got some fake parking violation tickets a while back and i';m gonna put some on my friends' car.
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#5
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Somehow you made it sound like you're going to prank the entire country.
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...and?
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#7
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That's just pure awesome.
#8
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well, i got some fake parking violation tickets a while back and i';m gonna put some on my friends' car.


Wow that sounds so unbelievably hilarious. I think I just **** myself trying to hold back the laughter. Don't forget the fake dog crap!
#9
choco-lax in brownies?

If you're friends with dumbass stoners (not saying they all are, just if they're both), tell them they're 'special'.


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Wow that sounds so unbelievably hilarious. I think I just **** myself trying to hold back the laughter. Don't forget the fake dog crap!

Fail. A few days ago my friend's friend actually took a dump on the top of another guy's car at about 1 in the morning.

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#10
its my moms birthday on april fools day.
try and find something. you could search google. google has everything.
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#11
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choco-lax in brownies?

If you're friends with dumbass stoners (not saying they all are, just if they're both), tell them they're 'special'.

Wasn't that in That 70's Show?
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#12
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#13
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you could search google. google has everything.


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#15
my boyfriend jokingly asked me to order him a pizza and i was like ok and i sent it to his house then said april fools before it got there so i got it him all excited for pizza and then told him it wasnt coming then a few mins later it came! it was like a double april fools!
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Quote by illsupriseyou17
my boyfriend jokingly asked me to order him a pizza and i was like ok and i sent it to his house then said april fools before it got there so i got it him all excited for pizza and then told him it wasnt coming then a few mins later it came! it was like a double april fools!


That doesn't even qualify as a prank.
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#17
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That doesn't even qualify as a prank.

hmm i dunno, it sorta does. its one of those things that doesnt work...yet does
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#18
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Wasn't that in That 70's Show?

I think so, actually.

Although I 'inherited' the 'trick' from my friend's older brother.

I'm not really sure if they did it first, or That 70's Show. Oh well, it's worked in the past.
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#19
Put suran wrap in your toilet under the toilet bowl and wait for somebody to go to the bathroom.

Or get a rubber band and put it over the little spray thingy that sinks have. Point it towards where a person would stand so when they turn the water on for a glass of water or something and it sprays them.
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#20
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Put suran wrap in your toilet under the toilet bowl and wait for somebody to go to the bathroom.


I prefer pouring knox in the toilet water. The piss/**** accumulates on top of it, and you have to scoop it all out and refill with water in order to flush. It's one of the most awful and cheap pranks you can do.
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#23
Get a dead cockroach(assuming that you will give a new ring to your mom)put the roach inside the case of the ring then give it to her then say *APRIL FOOLS MOM* (before doing that think first what will your mom do to you after you fooling her)(careful she might have a heart attack)
#24
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Get a dead cockroach(assuming that you will give a new ring to your mom)put the roach inside the case of the ring then give it to her then say *APRIL FOOLS MOM* (before doing that think first what will your mom do to you after you fooling her)(careful she might have a heart attack)


Your use of parentheses is weird.
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#26
come on pit...I thought I'd get better than this.
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#27
Quote by Atomic48
I prefer pouring knox in the toilet water. The piss/**** accumulates on top of it, and you have to scoop it all out and refill with water in order to flush. It's one of the most awful and cheap pranks you can do.


Good idea.
#28
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Or get a rubber band and put it over the little spray thingy that sinks have. Point it towards where a person would stand so when they turn the water on for a glass of water or something and it sprays them.

i do that to my mom all the time.
#29
poop in a condom, put in the freezer and use chloroform on on someone.

Then stick the condom in their mouth.
#30
Quote by jake911
poop in a condom, put in the freezer and use chloroform on on someone.

Then stick the condom in their mouth.


my god you got a sick mind
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#31
Quote by jake911
poop in a condom, put in the freezer and use chloroform on on someone.

Then stick the condom in their mouth.


That sounds like a variation of an Alaskan Pipeline.
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#32
[quote="bradulator

Or get a rubber band and put it over the little spray thingy that sinks have. Point it towards where a person would stand so when they turn the water on for a glass of water or something and it sprays them.[/QUOTE"]


How would you go about doing this with a sink/spraything-e/whatever in a bathroom where you have that one knob? This sounds like something I definetly want to do.
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#33
Quote by jake911
poop in a condom, put in the freezer and use chloroform on on someone.

Then stick the condom in their mouth.


#34
ok i know this guy who has a Ferrari and it's his pride and joy.

so anyway i bought a tin of fake dog **** and sprayed it all over his car he almost had a heart attack.
#35
Quote by illsupriseyou17
my boyfriend jokingly asked me to order him a pizza and i was like ok and i sent it to his house then said april fools before it got there so i got it him all excited for pizza and then told him it wasnt coming then a few mins later it came! it was like a double april fools!


How is buying a guy a pizza a prank..?
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burn a church down


april fool's if it burnt down then god isn't real


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#37
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burn a church down


april fool's if it burnt down then god isn't real
Yea sounds fun, but common sense obviously proves him a fraud. ill just piss on the door
#39
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#40
Flour on top of a fan always works well
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