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#1
Yeah, how do you? Cause I wanna get drunk, but I don't wanna smell like alcohol, cause I might get in trouble, so yeah, what are some good foods/drinks etc. to get rid of the smell?

Thanks all
#2
Weed?
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#6
great thread im constantly facing this problem as well, usually i just take mints but is there another way?
#7
tooth paste?
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#8
Just...*GASP* Don't drink!

It's completely useless to get drunk just for the sake of being drunk and saying you've been drunk or got drunk.

Trust me, it's just easier to not drink then putting yourself in chancy ****.
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#9
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Rinse with gasoline.


nothing covers the smell of alcohol and cheap *****s better!
#10
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Just...*GASP* Don't drink!

It's completely useless to get drunk just for the sake of being drunk and saying you've been drunk or got drunk.

Trust me, it's just easier to not drink then putting yourself in chancy ****.


But I'm at my house, I'm not going to be driving for a very long time.
#11
Quote by isuckhardcore
Just...*GASP* Don't drink!

It's completely useless to get drunk just for the sake of being drunk and saying you've been drunk or got drunk.

Trust me, it's just easier to not drink then putting yourself in chancy ****.


There's really no need to preach to the man. I'm sure he knows it's unnecessary to drink but he still wants to.
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#12
Quote by isuckhardcore
Just...*GASP* Don't drink!

It's completely useless to get drunk just for the sake of being drunk and saying you've been drunk or got drunk.

Trust me, it's just easier to not drink then putting yourself in chancy ****.


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#13
Quote by isuckhardcore
Just...*GASP* Don't drink!

It's completely useless to get drunk just for the sake of being drunk and saying you've been drunk or got drunk.

Trust me, it's just easier to not drink then putting yourself in chancy ****.

Getting drunk just to get drunk is quite nice actually, it's relaxing. We're not all pricks who just get drunk so we can brag about it.
#14
Dude, just do what you do with anything; have cologne, drink/eat something, and if you can't do that, just chew some gum or something, and just act straight.

That's what I do when I smoke.
#15
So if you're doing to be at your house, not doing anything but being drunk, then why are you trying to cover it up?

Getting drunk just to get drunk is quite nice actually, it's relaxing. We're not all pricks who just get drunk so we can brag about it.


Well that's refreshing to know.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#16
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So if you're doing to be at your house, not doing anything but being drunk, then why are you trying to cover it up?

The parental figures will eventually return, I assume.
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#17
im not sure if it actually works but i just have a glass of water and i cant smell anything and no one says anything
#18
not quite sure that I can see the link between covering your alcohol-breath and playing guitar, dude !?
#19
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#21
but eh,
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eat or drink something with a strong scent, like garlic or maybe coffee?
#22
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So if you're doing to be at your house, not doing anything but being drunk, then why are you trying to cover it up?


Well that's refreshing to know.

Thanks for the sarcasm.
#23
It's not sarcastic, seriously.

Like seriously, I'm not being sarcastic at all. Not even now. I'm being completely honest.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#26
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It's not sarcastic, seriously.

Like seriously, I'm not being sarcastic at all. Not even now. I'm being completely honest.

Don't suppose you wanna explain your initial sarcasm? I'm a bit interested.
#27
getting drunk fails, unless you just NEED a drink. and ive only been that way once or twice.
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#28
Vegetable juice man. Drink some V8 and you'll be good.
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#29
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Don't suppose you wanna explain your initial sarcasm? I'm a bit interested.


I was never being sarcastic.

Is it illegal for someone to say something like that and be honest about it? I mean come on man. I said it was refreshing to know, but I suppose that doesn't constitute as anything honest anymore.

Then why don't you tell me, what can I say along those lines without being sarcastic, which you're so intent on believing.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#30
Drink things that will overwhelm it.

Best idea is to rinse with listerine.

Then go about whatever you want.

eat food, have sex, drink more...etc. etc.

when you're drunk, you don't care.
#31
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getting drunk fails, unless you just NEED a drink. and ive only been that way once or twice.

Getting way smashed is sh*t, definitely, cause being that ill-feeling just isn't great (though it is a learning experience). But getting drunk enough so you loosen up is pretty cool, it just lets you relax and hang out more, and do sh*t you normally wouldn't. It's sorta like an aid-to-relax.

Unless you're a wife-beater, in which case I guess it's a different story.
#32
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getting drunk fails, unless you just NEED a drink. and ive only been that way once or twice.





I like getting drunk p o e....why did I have to read you saying that
#34
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It's not sarcastic, seriously.

Like seriously, I'm not being sarcastic at all. Not even now. I'm being completely honest.

Are you seriously saying that this doesn't sound sarcastic?
#35
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Are you seriously saying that this doesn't sound sarcastic?


Well I'm trying not to make it sound sarcastic.

Why don't you word it yourself then? To serve your incredibly impossible needs.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#36
if you dont mind drinking like a girl, just mix vodka with fanta or something and it wont smell. also, listerine mouthwash (mouthfall every hour or so) works a treat. try eating garlic and **** too. then have a shower before you get home

Quote by isuckhardcore
Just...*GASP* Don't drink!

It's completely useless to get drunk just for the sake of being drunk and saying you've been drunk or got drunk.

Trust me, it's just easier to not drink then putting yourself in chancy ****.


trust a 15 year old on whats good/bad about alcohol? sit down and shut up kid. speak when spoken to
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#37
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Well I'm trying not to make it sound sarcastic.

Why don't you word it yourself then? To serve your incredibly impossible needs.

Someone seriously needs to fap.

Besides, if you weren't being sarcastic, you had only needed to say so, you didn't need to say over and over again that you weren't. The innocent only need to state their innocence. The guilty need to make sure their "innocence" is heard. That's how people usually tell whether someone is lying. All you needed to say was that you weren't being sarcastic, once. Truth exists in simplicity. Lies exist in a web of sh*t.
#38
Who says you can't drink just for the sake of getting drunk?

Consumption of adult beverages is nearly as fun as playing the guitar, if I wasn't a broke ass student I would be drunk 90% of the day.
#39
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Drink things that will overwhelm it.

Best idea is to rinse with listerine.

Then go about whatever you want.

eat food, have sex, drink more...etc. etc.

when you're drunk, you don't care.


listerine is just about the only thing that you'd want to put in your mouth that would overwhelm alcohol (unless you want to put petrol, chlorine etc in your mouth)
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#40
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Someone seriously needs to fap.

Besides, if you weren't being sarcastic, you had only needed to say so, you didn't need to say over and over again that you weren't. The innocent only need to state their innocence. The guilty need to make sure their "innocence" is heard. That's how people usually tell whether someone is lying. All you needed to say was that you weren't being sarcastic, once. Truth exists in simplicity. Lies exist in a web of sh*t.


Then I guess I'm guilty for everything in my life.

Oh well! It's a shame.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
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