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#1
The short version of the back story: I'm completely in love with this girl but she has a bf. She has admitted that she liked me but won't leave him blah blah blah... I know this isn't the relationship thread so bear with me for a sec. The bf somehow found out about my feelings for her and sent me a less than kind message about how I need to "****ing get over her." So I sent him a message along the lines of "**** off nobody's hitting on your girl." Which is true we're just friends.


Here's the message he sent back to me:
"first off bitch, how bout **** u. U need to watch who u talking to like that I dont play them games so dont like me I dont give no **** u better watch who u talking to u really dont no me and u dont want to no me i'll **** ur bitch ass up get it right"

apparently he thinks he's a gangster...


So my question is Pit, what should I say to this guy?
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#2
If she's dating a guy like that then I think it's pretty safe to say you got lucky.
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#4
Quote by terrencemaddox
If she's dating a guy like that then I think it's pretty safe to say you got lucky.

how so?
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#5
Quote by SOADwannabe
how so?


Because if she's dating someone like that, then she's probably an idiot?
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#6
Say:
Waddup G unit cribbmasta rhyma. Im just chillen with ya Gee eff dont cha worreiz bout me biyatch we haz no relations! we kewl?
#7
Quote by metacarpi
Because if she's dating someone like that, then she's probably an idiot?

Exactly.
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Because if she's dating someone like that, then she's probably an idiot?



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#11
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Say:
Waddup G unit cribbmasta rhyma. Im just chillen with ya Gee eff dont cha worreiz bout me biyatch we haz no relations! we kewl?


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#12
Quote by metacarpi
Because if she's dating someone like that, then she's probably an idiot?

hmm, I hadn't thought about that. Interesting...
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#14
Best advice anyone can give u is.

If u can **** his bitch ass up.
Do it

If u cant, then **** his bitch in the pooper.
#15
Quote by nodice182
tell the girl, it'll show her she's dating an idiot.

telling her will make him look like a rat. a fuking snich. noone likes a snitch.
woop his ass!
#16
^to nodice182: wouldn't that be more of a bitch move on my part?
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#17
Quote by SOADwannabe
The short version of the back story: I'm completely in love with this girl but she has a bf. She has admitted that she liked me but won't leave him blah blah blah... I know this isn't the relationship thread so bear with me for a sec. The bf somehow found out about my feelings for her and sent me a less than kind message about how I need to "****ing get over her." So I sent him a message along the lines of "**** off nobody's hitting on your girl." Which is true we're just friends.


Here's the message he sent back to me:
"first off bitch, how bout **** u. U need to watch who u talking to like that I dont play them games so dont like me I dont give no **** u better watch who u talking to u really dont no me and u dont want to no me i'll **** ur bitch ass up get it right"

apparently he thinks he's a gangster...


So my question is Pit, what should I say to this guy?
dude, you capitalize your sentences, and he uses u as a single word.

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#19
I just looked at your picture and you like you could probably kick his ass if need be. Sooooo, tell him he's stupid for starting something out of nothing.
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#20
Well he's got the girl you want. He's obviously cooler than you. Back off, bitch.


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#21
Quote by SOADwannabe
^to nodice182: wouldn't that be more of a bitch move on my part?


i don't mean go crying to her about it, just use it to point out he's a douché.

not like you're telling on him or something, just casually talk to your friend about how her boyfriend is an agressive douché, and that you're concerned about her wellbeing or some rubbish, and that she's lucky she has wonderful friends like you to look out for her.

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#22
send him a letter from the ministry of health saying he has been in contact with someone who has HIVs
i saw it on a show, and the guy who had it sent to him was severly depressed, that'd teach him?
#23
Quote by Daemeon
Best advice anyone can give u is.

If u can **** his bitch ass up.
Do it

If u cant, then **** his bitch in the pooper.

Only helpful statement.
#25
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I just looked at your picture and you like you could probably kick his ass if need be. Sooooo, tell him he's stupid for starting something out of nothing.

Actually i think it'd be a pretty fair fight. He's 25, 6'2" and weighs like 170lbs. I'm 18, 6'0" and weigh in around 220. The last time I was in the gym I hit 230 on bench press. Sounds like a good match to me.
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#26
dude i just saw ur picture.
you could make him suck on a pigs rectum(yes, its possible)
and turn his intestines inside out.
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#27
Keep your cool and just use that text he sent you as evidence that hes a blabbering vagina.
Word.
#28
If she's pimpin` a homey like tizzle T-H-to-tha-izzen I T-H-to-tha-izzink it's pretty safe ta say you gots lucky.



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To be honest you might look like a dick too if you get in a fight with him, just be a pufta about it and show her what he said. Unless she likes her guys tough, then smash him.
#31
You should proceed to ejaculate all over a picture of this girl, and hand it to him.
#33
Quote by SOADwannabe
Actually i think it'd be a pretty fair fight. He's 25, 6'2" and weighs like 170lbs. I'm 18, 6'0" and weigh in around 220. The last time I was in the gym I hit 230 on bench press. Sounds like a good match to me.


Dude just be patient. If this guys a douche she will probly leave him any way. Then you can find out if she really likes you or not. Also you can give the dude a good kickin and won't get any of that "but hes still my boyfriend" bull****.

Hope it works out for ya.
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Okay now, okay, well, TS, what you could always do is let him hit you first; Then you are acting on self-defense and will get no/minimal jail sentence.
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#35
Tell him you're doing it for the Lolz
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#36
Quote by punk_metal
Say:
Waddup G unit cribbmasta rhyma. Im just chillen with ya Gee eff dont cha worreiz bout me biyatch we haz no relations! we kewl?


I seriously agree.

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#37
"Whatever, jackass. Anytime you want, your girlfriend knows where to find me."

If he has the balls to fight you, then go back to the Chad Manual of Street-Fighting Tactics. First of all, turn yourself into a cannibal. Completely disassociate from who you are. Become someone who has the hunger for blood and pain. The second he gets close to you, start ripping chunks of flesh out of his body (preferably face) with your mouth. Chew and swallow. Repeat. It helps a great deal if you're laughing when you do this. It will physically and emotionally scar him.

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