I thought this thread was about smoking tortoise.

holy ****, imagine if creatures OUR size get addicted that easily, imagine what it must be like for a tiny turtle!

imagine smoking a cig that's almost as long as you are!

that tortoise smokes more a day than I do
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
i need one of these.
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kikaykitko, why do I get the feeling you're very sex depraved when you're on UG?

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Because my virginity is starting to grow back.