Weirdest/crazyiest/most disturbing thing you have found in your mothers closet?

Well, this all started when I was hanging out with my friends over the weekend and we ended up on this topic, and one of my friends had actually found a whip in his mothers closet when he was looking for Birthday prestents, so what have you found or see?
unopened, but still
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
I don't go in my moms closet.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that

Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze

Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.
12 year old vietnamese boy
i swear to god thats the last time im going there
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
Quote by TooFast
I don't go in my moms closet.

I don't live with my mother during the school year, but when I do, I know better than to go snooping around.

Give respect and take respect.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
i once found a hot pink wig in my moms closet

but i found a HUGE baby blue dildo in my dad's closet. soo ..... idk wtf.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

Quote by Pinky19
You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
Quote by Guitarfreak777
I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
Quote by COBHC6
12 year old vietnamese boy
i swear to god thats the last time im going there

i laughed sooooooooooooooooo unbelievably hard my folks banged on the wall.
Ann Frank. I mean it was about 60 years too late, not even the same continent or even the same location she hid in. Definitely weird.
i found an ounce of weed red bull and a ceramic bong.....i stole it.....the weed was old.....i whitey-ed....bad times.
my father

edit: sorry thought it said clothes
Holden Caulfield is a friend of mine.
We go drinking from time to time.