Weirdest/crazyiest/most disturbing thing you have found in your mothers closet?

#1
Well, this all started when I was hanging out with my friends over the weekend and we ended up on this topic, and one of my friends had actually found a whip in his mothers closet when he was looking for Birthday prestents, so what have you found or see?
#2
dildo
unopened, but still
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#5
I don't go in my moms closet.
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#6
12 year old vietnamese boy
i swear to god thats the last time im going there
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I don't go in my moms closet.


I don't live with my mother during the school year, but when I do, I know better than to go snooping around.

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#10
i once found a hot pink wig in my moms closet


but i found a HUGE baby blue dildo in my dad's closet. soo ..... idk wtf.
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12 year old vietnamese boy
i swear to god thats the last time im going there

i laughed sooooooooooooooooo unbelievably hard my folks banged on the wall.
#13
Ann Frank. I mean it was about 60 years too late, not even the same continent or even the same location she hid in. Definitely weird.
#15
i found an ounce of weed red bull and a ceramic bong.....i stole it.....the weed was old.....i whitey-ed....bad times.
#16
my father

edit: sorry thought it said clothes
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