#1
ok guys, i have to get a birthday gift for my fiance and i thought "who better to ask then UG?"
so ok, i have about $50 to spend (i'm dipping into my guitar fund for this btw). we've been together for about 2 and 1/2 years now. and i suppose i should get her something extra special becuz i've done some stupid sh!t recently (ie: ****ting on stage, going to dinner with the in-laws stoned, the list can really go on)
so anyways, yeah, help?
#2
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#3
If you feel dipping fifty bucks into your guitar fund is important enough to tell us before asking what to buy your own fiancé for her birthday, maybe you should think twice about letting this woman marry you.
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#6
Well it all depends what she likes... clothes maybe?
#7
shes your fiance...id think she deserves a bit more than 50 bucks
and shes also ur fiance, you should kno her better than we do and be able to decide what she likes
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#8
i tihnk i speak or UG when i say-
"you did WHAT on stage?"
/horror
#9
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i tihnk i speak or UG when i say-
"you did WHAT on stage?"
/horror


yes please explain what u did cuz rite now i hav an idea that i hope isnt rite
#10
go to a pawnshop im sure you can walk out with something. also do something with that 50 bucks like dinner (home-made) candles n **** and get a movie like the notebook or something, make one of those things that are like love coupons, free back rub, free dinner for 2 blah blah.
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yes please explain what u did cuz rite now i hav an idea that i hope isnt rite

i shat on stage during my friends set at the bar. happy?

and yea, i have an idea on what to get her; i just thought there'd be something better than $50 worth of perfume
#12

You're going to marry this girl, and you don't even know what to get her for her birthday?

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#13
Quote by djmay71
i shat on stage during my friends set at the bar. happy?

and yea, i have an idea on what to get her; i just thought there'd be something better than $50 worth of perfume

that reminds of this time when this sixth grader sharted during his basketball practice while i was waiting at the gym for my bball practice. he just ran to the bathroom where he remained til his mom came and there was this brown thing on the floor...it was funny, yet very disturbing
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#14
if you think shes pissed at you for your recent antics (i think the entire world is for one of those, btw), and all you can afford is 50 dollars then i wouldnt recommend buying any one thing.
either you need to do/get something meaningful to her for the 'awwww' factor, or do that cooking dinner renting chick flick type thing.
#15
I hope you mean $500.... seriously
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#16
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it does if she's happens to be allergic to the metal or something
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I hope you mean $500.... seriously

nah man, does it look like i have $500 in my guitar fund?
#19
a sleazy $50 hooker
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#20
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nah man, does it look like i have $500 in my guitar fund?


haha nope... but $50 bucks..

Oh well good luck to you man
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#22
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haha nope... but $50 bucks..

Oh well good luck to you man

already done. i made reservations at a resturant (RSVP was like $20 online) and $30 to pay my friends to seranade her.
#23
jewellery, if she already has tons of jewelery maybe an engraved box for it?

EDIT: oh, well I hope your friends can sing.
#24
so thats your 50 bucks.
now how are you going to pay for the meal? :P
#25
Quote by gtr_101
go to a pawnshop im sure you can walk out with something. also do something with that 50 bucks like dinner (home-made) candles n **** and get a movie like the notebook or something, make one of those things that are like love coupons, free back rub, free dinner for 2 blah blah.

Yup, one free coupon! Maybe if hes 10 getting his mom a present. Go out somewhere romantic and private. Treat her special and maybe get her some jewelery. Also, if your only willing to spend 50$ on the woman you are going to marry and complaining that your dipping into your guitar fund, then I dont think your ready to marry her. I am aware that this is none of my business I am just pointing it out. Your future wife should be more valuable to you than your guitar.
#26
Quote by djmay71
already done. i made reservations at a resturant (RSVP was like $20 online) and $30 to pay my friends to seranade her.

but then how do u pay the dinnr bill? or is it a dine-n-dash
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#27
This is one of the more pathetic threads I've ever read. I'm amazed you've ever had a girlfriend, let alone outside of the internet.
#28
Box in a dick!

Bet you werent expecting that....
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#29
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so thats your 50 bucks.
now how are you going to pay for the meal? :P

damn. good point. forgot about paying for the meal. there goes the rest of my college fund then, doesn't it?

and i'm not really complaining about dipping into my guitar fund, its just to show her (i'm not gonna directly tell her i used my guitar money to pay for this bw) that she is worth more to me than a new guitar
#30
it really doesnt look like he's bitching about his guitar fund.
if he didnt want to spend that money on her he wouldn't, he just wants to be sure to put it to its best use now that it's out of his savings.

edit: beat me to it
#31
Quote by DarkEra97
jewellery, if she already has tons of jewelery maybe an engraved box for it?

EDIT: oh, well I hope your friends can sing.

oh yea, he can. the only reason why i'm not gonna seranade her is coz i can't sing worth sh!t
#32
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oh yea, he can. the only reason why i'm not gonna seranade her is coz i can't sing worth sh!t

Well, you could go screamo on her, as long as your snakebites don't wreck your voice
#33
buy her some chloroform


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