#1
So i was looking for a cheap website i can get pants at in the U.S. Preferably pants similar to these

any help is very appreciated. And i look good in those kinds of jeans, which means more pussy for me
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#2
You attract cats when you wear jeans? What do you do with them? Shoot them and put them in pies?
#5
I'm disgusted. Not least because cats are incredibly bad in bed. If there's one thing I've learned over the years it's never ask a cat for a blowjob.
#9
the tounge is like sand paper
I can't imagine why you'd want head from that
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And i look good in those kinds of jeans, which means more pussy for me


No, wearing skinny jeans makes YOU a pussy.
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#11
im sure the cats like more of whats inside the pants than the pants themselves
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#12
Do you fail at growing pubes and want whiskers on your crotch on your jeans or something?
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im sure the cats like more of whats inside the pants than the pants themselves

That's only true if you use tinned tuna instead of soap in the shower. that's always a bad mistake to make.
#15
did anybody check those jeans? the only pussy hed get wi them would have a c0ck aswell
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That's only true if you use tinned tuna instead of soap in the shower. that's always a bad mistake to make.

of course, my mistake
i assumed everyone was like me
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#18
If you're just wanting to get laid, why wear pants at all?

Women (or cats, your preference) will be more attracted to you if you are more up front.
#19
you want a website that isn't very expensive?
btw bragging about how you can get pants in the US won;t get you loved, no matter how much pussy you can get
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