#1
tomorrow is april fools and i wanna get my girlfriend good but with good harmless humor i happen to have access to her locker at school any ideas UG?
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#2
I would say read the sticky at the top page.
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#3
haha. yeah.... the sticky.

edit:
Quote by civildp1
tell her you're pregnant.


ha. haha.

edit again:
Quote by Wiland
to all people saying to go to the sticky...its empty....no reply's at all so....


wow...
Last edited by §tratôcaster at Mar 31, 2008,
#5
Quote by guylee
i stole my girlfriends brand new saxaphone out of her loccker. you shoulda seen her face.

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yes
#7
You should shout "SEARCH BAR" at her every time she asks a dumb question that's been asked many many many more times that day already.
#8
tell her you're pregnant.
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#10
penis
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#11
toa ll people saying to go to the sticky...its empty....no reply's at all so....
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#12
Jizz in a glove, smack her in the face with it.
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#13
kill her family... it'll go something like this *movie dreaming music*

"gaaa who killed my family!"

"wasnt me! ......

..... haha it was me! april fools!"

"oh april fools guy, do me!"

*eighties porn music*

fin
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#16
put a tear in the condom
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#17
Tell her you have HIV positive, and 90% of the chances are that you already spread it, and gave her the virus as well.

Yep, that's gonna be mind-bottling. Yeah like getting her thoughts in a bottle.


Sorry I'm out of fresh ideas.
#19
Tell her you're going to military school.
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#21
Quote by MastaBassist10
Tell her you don't actually exist, and that you're just a figment of her imagination. That'll get her.


That works. Act really crazy as well, and try creating a reverb effect, that always helps.
#22
Do something like this

With pics, of course...
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#24
the military school one is a good idea but i am gonna tell her i am moving to another city or something, it'll be funny to see the look on her face....
Gear:
Epiphone Sg-400 standard
Epiphone DR 100 VS
Fender FM 212
Boss ME-50
#25
any other suggestions?
Gear:
Epiphone Sg-400 standard
Epiphone DR 100 VS
Fender FM 212
Boss ME-50
#26
It is can be fewls tiem nao?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#29
Quote by Wiland
any other suggestions?

dude, did you even read mine?
if so, there would be no need for other suggestions

EDIT:
Something tells me I just killed the thread...........
Last edited by EggNoggy at Mar 31, 2008,