#1
...and my junk is really itchy.
dicuss
EDIT: AND NO STD JOKES GUYS!!! JEEZ! THIS IS A FAMILY SETTING!!
#2
No.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#3
Teh crabs?

EDIT: Too late
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#4
cut it off.
Quote by Karl Sanders
its like a four finger, diminished thingy
#5
Take sand paper, scratch with that.

Itch is gone.

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#6
I'm amazed your fiance is still with you.

Come to think of it, I doubt she exists.

*reported*
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#8
no std's?

its probably cancer. next thing you know it'll be "my junk just lost the battle with cancer"

i know, i hate me too.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#11
Congratulations, you have teh AIDZ
#12
i highly doubt its anything really, its prolly just coz i switched soap, but i just wanted to have UGs input.
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I'm amazed your fiance is still with you.

Come to think of it, I doubt she exists.

*reported*

and yes she does exist
#14
Quote by guerito
why would you post this?


Why wouldn't he?

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#15
what would he get out of this? its not like anyone on here is going to be able to tell him if something is wrong.
#16
It's useful information. The next time my sack itches I know what to do.

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#17
ive heard that the herps have been spreading liek wildfire in the pit recently
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i'm the one pulling my own pants down in front of people. and i have a small penis.


Quote by imdeth
Penises look much better than vaginas in my opinion. A vagina looks like an axe wound.
#18
Get a coarse grade of steel wool and some rubbing alcohol and just keep scrubbing. Remember, if it doesn't hurt, your doing it wrong.
#19
Quote by Ibanez Junkie
Get a coarse grade of steel wool and some rubbing alcohol and just keep scrubbing. Remember, if it doesn't hurt, your doing it wrong.

haha nice