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#1
Im pretty sure everyone has one.

So Hypothetically Speaking
(meaning this is whats happening to me, what would you do in my shoes)

Say you told someone your sexual fantasy (two girls at one time) and they told someone else and decided they want to make your fantasy come true

but...

of course there is always a dilemma both of them are two years younger then you, (19 & 17)

one is cute, one is hot as hell

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING!

What would you do?
#5
do it.

and turn yourself in for rape. do it! do it! do it!
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#6
I'd go for it, except im pretty sure strapping someone to the rack and sodomizing them with a red hot poker while their family watches is illegal no matter how old they are.
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#9
Hmmm, the fact that you have to think about it makes you unworthy so no.
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#10
Hit it n' quit it.
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#11
Keep it a fantasy. You only get so many
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#12
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I'd go for it, except im pretty sure strapping someone to the rack and sodomizing them with a red hot poker while their family watches is illegal no matter how old they are.

actually it's legal in Wyoming.
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#13
Do it!! 3 times.
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#15
if you even consider not doing it, you need to hang yourself immediately.
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#16
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actually it's legal in Wyoming.


badass, I'm going to Wyoming!
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#17
F*ck em hard and good. Then pay them to leave,or make them my permanent people to go to for sexual favors anytime anywhere.
#19
DO IT!
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#21
Well it depends. Are both of these girls Ellen Page?
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#22
Turn your S-Coils to Attack Position!!!!!


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#23
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must...not.....post.....pear

but really i'd go for it


i'm tempted to do it as well
#24
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Well it depends. Are both of these girls Ellen Page?


Dude, don't go there lol.
#25
Why would one even think about this particular question?

I say do it
#26
wow. just.. wow. guys amaze me. hahaha

dude if i was a guy i'd go for it, hands down.
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#27
Well, my fantasy is being in a gorilla suit and giving my similarly fashioned mate a reach-around.
D:
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#28
Quote by happytimeharry
Dude, don't go there lol.

Ahh, I see that by posting that you have taken up 50 by 50 pixels of my monitor screen with the dazzling Ellen Page herself.


*fap*
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#29
That's a hot pic of her btw Ellen Page fanboy
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#31
This doesn't require thinking. Seeing as most people in the Pit don't, I guess these answers make sense.
#32
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#33
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Ahh, I see that by posting that you have taken up 50 by 50 pixels of my monitor screen with the dazzling Ellen Page herself.

*fap*


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That's a hot pic of her btw Ellen Page fanboy




Wow, is this really what I have become? Am I some sort of pimp for Ellen?


happytimeharry has lost his happy...
#36
Quote by happytimeharry


Wow, is this really what I have become? Am I some sort of pimp for Ellen?


happytimeharry has lost his happy...

Who the hell is this harry you ramble on about?

WE DEMAND MORE ELLEN PAGE PICTURES
#38
Quote by happytimeharry


Wow, is this really what I have become? Am I some sort of pimp for Ellen?


happytimeharry has lost his happy...

Awww. Here, this will make you feel better...




Now imagine two of them...
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#39
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Who the hell is this harry you ramble on about?

WE DEMAND MORE ELLEN PAGE PICTURES



I never demanded such things.. quit speaking for me
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