#1
If i was really really ripped, I would buy a bunch of cheap super small shirts, and burst out of them at random points during the day.

I also want to buy a bunch of super snug condoms and then put them on just to have them EXPLODE seconds later, leaving my wench crying and scared.

Thanks for your time,

-Matt
#2
hahahahaha... oh fun

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#4
hulk style?
"david banner i just slashed your tyres"
"raaaaaaaghhhhhhh"
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#5
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Nothing is less fun than condoms that are too small. Seriously. Don't do that.


Yeah, the only thing that would explode would probably be your penis.

Laughter would ensue.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
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