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#1
*EDIT* new question! *New question edit again*

i wondered just how many of the pit fit the average description of a guitarist, so i whipped up a survey to find out. yes and no answers only please.

do you have long hair?

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?

are you in a band?

if so does your band play some form of metal?

is your computers home page UG?

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?

do you drink alot of alcohol?

are most of your possessions music related?

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)

do you hate guitar hero?

all i could think of questions wise, any more idea's would be cool though.
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#3
i also don't like you.

EDIT: I suppose I'll kill more time...

do you have long hair? no.

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? no.

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? no.

are you in a band? yes.

if so does your band play some form of metal? no.

is your computers home page UG? no.

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? no.

do you drink alot of alcohol? no.

are most of your possessions music related? yes.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? no. because thinking that would make ME ignorant about music.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? no.
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#4
1. Yes
2.Yes
3. no
4.No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. Yes
9. Yes
10 That statement is just as ignorant as the people you are accusing of being ignorant.
11. I go to College
#5
i'm guessing both of you answered yes to everything......

EDIT: the first 2 posters i meant
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#8
do you have long hair? yes.

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? yes.

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? yes.

are you in a band? yes.

if so does your band play some form of metal? yes.

is your computers home page UG? no.

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? yes.

do you drink alot of alcohol? no.

are most of your possessions music related? no.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? no.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? no.

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)? ESP Viper 400, bish.
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#10
do you have long hair? no

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? yes

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? yes

are you in a band? yes

if so does your band play some form of metal? yes

is your computers home page UG? no

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? yes, but not shred

do you drink alot of alcohol? nope

are most of your possessions music related? no

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? no

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? no
#11
do you have long hair?

yes, but not for much longer. gonna cut it into a pompadore.

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?

that and grey. oh and blue jeans.

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?

yeah about that.

are you in a band?

yes.

if so does your band play some form of metal?

thrash, blues, and punk.

is your computers home page UG?

no.

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?

no.

do you drink alot of alcohol?

no.

are most of your possessions music related?

kind of.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?

yes!

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?

yes, im not in school, but my friends whoare jocks call me and my girlfriend 'the emo kids we dont hate'
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#12
do you have long hair? no

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? no (not yet at least)

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? no

are you in a band?not technically

if so does your band play some form of metal? yes

is your computers home page UG? Nope

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? no

do you drink alot of alcohol? nope

are most of your possessions music related? yes

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?some, yes

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?no, most people don't know that I listen to metal.
#13
I do not like you either, because I follow trends and the trend seems to be to not like you. I do however like answering personal questions. So I will answer them anyway.


do you have long hair?
Yepp, 2 feet long

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
pretty much
black t shirts
black jeans
black shoes
black top hat sometimes
and black trenchcoat
yes, i wear a trenchcoat
im just that badass

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
100%
i try to support bands i like

are you in a band?
yupp

if so does your band play some form of metal?
ehhh
not really
i was in a ****ty grindcore band for a while
but i hate the music so i left
i wish i was in a black metal band

is your computers home page UG?
nope
its myspace
>.>
<.<
you may mock me

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
no
i learned on my own

do you drink alot of alcohol?
nope
smoke a lot of pot
a lot is two words btw
but i don't drink alcohol

are most of your possessions music related?
probably
the few possessions i have

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
no
why would they be my friends?
my friends listen to good music

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?
not really
but i think its because i joke a lot and am always smiling
i know i look cliche metalhead but im the most friendly person i've ever become friends with

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
Ibanez Jem7v, sir
Idk if its metal
But its the best damn machine I've ever played

do you hate guitar hero?
No
I play it every once in a while
I hate people who are obsessed with guitar hero and just stay at home and do nothing but try to beat a dragonforce song on expert
those people made me learn through the fire and flames
so now whenever they talk to me about it
i can explain to them how easy it actually is
eruption is another one like that
although it wasn't on guitar hero, i don't think
O.o

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#14
do you have long hair?no

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?yes

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?yes

are you in a band?yes

if so does your band play some form of metal?uh... not really

is your computers home page UG?no

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?no

do you drink alot of alcohol?no

are most of your possessions music related?yes

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?yes

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?no. a good
percentage of my school are metalheads

EDIT: to the guitar question- i guess so. If traben counts as a metal bass...
#15
do you have long hair? Yes.

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? Black shirts, blue jeans and one black pair.

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? Yes.

are you in a band? Yes.

if so does your band play some form of metal? Somewhat.

is your computers home page UG? No.

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? No.

do you drink alot of alcohol? No.

are most of your possessions music related? Yes.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? No.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? My little brother does, but no one else.
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#16
When did consuming excessive amounts of alchohol, wearing mostly black clothes, and playing in a Metal band become classifications for a guitarist?

What about those of us who play blues and jazz and who wear white shirts and a pair of jeans to gigs?


Getting wasted isnt my idea of becoming a guitarist either.
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#17
can i point out that i do not fall under any of those questions i just thought of this because it is to see how many guitarists fit in the sterotype of being a guitarist

to poster above me this is how most of the world sterotypes guitarist (well the people i asked anyways which is a fair bit of our school population i did a survey to see what people see in a sterotyped guitarist)
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#18
do you have long hair?no

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?no

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?no

are you in a band?yes

if so does your band play some form of metal?no

is your computers home page UG?no

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?yes

do you drink alot of alcohol?no, i have kidney problems :/

are most of your possessions music related?yea

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?some

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?no

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)yes

all i could think of questions wise, any more idea's would be cool though
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#19
do you have long hair? yep

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? no. I wear a wide variety of colors

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? No, probably only half. The rest are from cottonfactory.

are you in a band? yep

if so does your band play some form of metal? no. One is like a combination of dissonant post punk and stoner rock and the other is an acoustic trio.

is your computers home page UG? yes

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? no

do you drink alot of alcohol? only on days that end in y.

are most of your possessions music related? No. In addition to my music and instruments, I have a buttload of books and dvds.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? No, my friends like cool stuff. Or they're indie kids.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? No, I go to college. No one cares what you look like.

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)? No, I have fenders and martins.
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#21
do you have long hair?
yes, but i'm a girl.

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
no.

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
no.

are you in a band?
in an almost-band, not gigging or anything.

if so does your band play some form of metal?
no, but I play metal in a solo project.

is your computers home page UG?
nope.

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
no.

do you drink alot of alcohol?
no. not old enough.

are most of your possessions music related?
yes.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
HELL YES.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?
definitely.

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
no.
#23
do you have long hair? semi

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? no

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? no

are you in a band? currently not, but trying to form another one

if so does your band play some form of metal? more of everything else

is your computers home page UG? no

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? no

do you drink alot of alcohol? no

are most of your possessions music related? Most are film/movie related

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? meh, about half

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? no

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc). yes, not used for metal in anyway
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i'm hoping that is in a good way....
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#25
im a bassist but im answerin this damn thing any way mainly bc im on adderall and i cant sleep

do you have long hair? no

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? no

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? no

are you in a band? kinda if you wanna call it that

if so does your band play some form of metal? yea but only a few covers of old songs

is your computers home page UG? no

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? no but once i again im a bassist

do you drink alot of alcohol? yes i do

are most of your possessions music related? no

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? no

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? no because i am a jock

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc) yes
#26
1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. Yes
10. I actually respect my friend's opinions.
11. No
12. No

What a fucking lame ass survey.
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#27
do you have long hair?
not really, which is odd because i'm a girl and most boys on this website have longer hair than me.

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
no.

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
no.

are you in a band?
kinda.

if so does your band play some form of metal?
no.

is your computers home page UG?
no.

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
no.

do you drink alot of alcohol?
yes.

are most of your possessions music related?
yes.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
no.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?
no because i dont like metal.

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
no.
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#28
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can i point out that i do not fall under any of those questions i just thought of this because it is to see how many guitarists fit in the sterotype of being a guitarist

to poster above me this is how most of the world sterotypes guitarist (well the people i asked anyways which is a fair bit of our school population i did a survey to see what people see in a sterotyped guitarist)



Yes, that is how most people sterotype what a "guitarist" is or should be, but doesnt mean that that is what it is, a guitarist doesnt have to drink, smoke, wear black, or any of that. By those standards, Tom Morello isnt a guitarist since he doesnt wear black (at least when I've seen him), same goes for Brad Paisley.


I'm not flaming you, just dont go along with the crowd in what makes a guitarist just because "everyone else" says thats what a guitarist is.
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#29
do you have long hair?
Well, the world's greatest shave was two weeks ago. I used to have long hair.
does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
I'm not an emo. Black does suit my dark skin though. About half black, half other colours.
do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
I'd say about 50%
are you in a band?
Yes
if so does your band play some form of metal?
We are mixed genres. Metal is one.
is your computers home page UG?
Yes
do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
No
do you drink alot of alcohol?
Most I've had was a traditional glass of wine on easter
are most of your possessions music related?
All
are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
It's worse than that actually. They think rap and pop artists are the best thing in the world. I'm not really close to any of them now that I think of it.
do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?
All the time
do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
I'm a Yamaha Bassist. Wants to be a Warwick Bassist.
#30
i'm not i'm curious thats all....

and thank you for taking a passive approach to that.
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#31
do you have long hair?
nope

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
haha, not even close

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
only....3?

are you in a band?
nope

if so does your band play some form of metal?
last band i was in was a jazz outfit

is your computers home page UG?

i wonder how many pitheads actually have that

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
nope, all jazz stuff

do you drink alot of alcohol?
i dont drink

are most of your possessions music related?
yeah...

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
uh, most of my friends are jazz people as well....

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?

yeah right...

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
nope, nothin sharp and pointy in my arsenal
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#32
do you have long hair?
yes
does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
no
do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
nope
are you in a band?
yes
if so does your band play some form of metal?
yes
is your computers home page UG?
no(shared comp.)
do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
no
do you drink alot of alcohol?
no
are most of your possessions music related?
yes
are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
some of them
do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?
yes
do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
yes
do you hate guitar hero?
no
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#33
do you have long hair?
You bet
does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
Only black shirts
do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
100%
are you in a band?
Sadly, no. I can't get one together.
if so does your band play some form of metal?
No, but when I get one it will.
is your computers home page UG?
No
do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
No, that's why I have the internet
do you drink alot of alcohol?
Whenever I can
are most of your possessions music related?
Yeah
are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
It's about 50-50
do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?
Yeah, they just don't understand the lyrical genius of Cannibal Corpse (lol)
do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
ESP
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#34
do you have long hair? nope

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? nope

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? nope

are you in a band? yes

if so does your band play some form of metal? nope

is your computers home page UG? nope

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? nope

do you drink alot of alcohol? nope

are most of your possessions music related? yes

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? What are you talking about? I love hardcore. And to each their own.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? sometimes, though it's just a joke.

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc) nope

do you hate guitar hero? nope
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#35
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i'm not i'm curious thats all....

and thank you for taking a passive approach to that.



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#36
do you have long hair? No.

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes? No. Most of my shirts are black, but I have shirts with color to them that I wear a lot, and I have blue jeans.

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them? No.

are you in a band? No, but I wish I was.

if so does your band play some form of metal? N/A

is your computers home page UG? No, but it is always in a tab.

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere? No.

do you drink alot of alcohol? No.

are most of your possessions music related? No.

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together? No.

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"? No.

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc) No.

do you hate guitar hero? No.


Well, that survey was filled with diverse answers.

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#37
i think i counted like 3 people so far who have more yes's than no's
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#38
do you have long hair?
No
does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?
No
do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?
No
are you in a band?
Yes
if so does your band play some form of metal?
No
is your computers home page UG?
No
do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?
Yes?
do you drink alot of alcohol?
Yes
are most of your possessions music related?
No
are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?
No
do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?
No
do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)
No
do you hate guitar hero?
No
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#40
do you have long hair?yes

does your wardrobe consist of mainly black clothes?yes

do 90% of your t-shirts have a band label on them?no

are you in a band?no

if so does your band play some form of metal?

is your computers home page UG?no

do you have a "how to shred" DVD or book in your house somewhere?no

do you drink alot of alcohol?yes

are most of your possessions music related?yes

are your friends ignorant about music and think *insert nu-metal or hardcore band here* are better than all of the real bands out there put together?some friends

do your classmates and the general school population think your the weird metalhead and the jocks make comments about you being "emo"?no

do you own a metal guitar (ibanez, jackson, ESP etc)jackson

do you hate guitar hero?no

all i could think of questions wise, any more idea's would be cool though.
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