#1
I was swinging my chair around and my nipple was laying atop of the top of the chair (if that makes ANY sense), and then somehow, my chair got under the desk and brought my nipple with it. If I was a chick, milk would probably be spraying out like there was no tomorrow.
#4
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#7
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Pics or it didn't happen. :P
Tits or GTFO.

I would, but I can't find the USB for my Digital Camera, and the camera on my phone sucks balls.
#9
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Tits or GTFO.

I would, but I can't find the USB for my Digital Camera, and the camera on my phone sucks balls.
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#10
You know that painful feeling you get when your nipples are... um... erect (right word, lol?)? Yeah, worse than that.
#15
Rub some lotion on it...

Even if it doesn't hurt.
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#16
Bad pics are better than no pics.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#17
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Did you just sign up to tell us that?


that's what I was thinking....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#18
Quote by ShdSlyr2
I was swinging my chair around and my nipple was laying atop of the top of the chair (if that makes ANY sense), and then somehow, my chair got under the desk and brought my nipple with it. If I was a chick, milk would probably be spraying out like there was no tomorrow.



Only if you were preggers would milk be comin out man. There isn't milk waiting to be squeezed out of any random chicks nipples man lol.
#21
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Only if you were preggers would milk be comin out man. There isn't milk waiting to be squeezed out of any random chicks nipples man lol.
Yeah, I meant to say that :p

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Did you just sign up to tell us that?
Lol, no, I signed up for other things.

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So, did it like crush ur nipple flat and make it really long? Thats hot
Make a ball of silly puddy and smash it with your hand, so a little of both. It reformed back into normal position now, but it still hurts.
#22
so you were naked with hard nipples and you were swinging your chair around.

rather odd...
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#23
*waits for someone to say rub icyhot on it*


wear a protective bra when your on the computer. you'll look like Xena. she never had to worry about crushed nipples. although I think she would have liked it.
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#25
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#26
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so you were naked with hard nipples and you were swinging your chair around.

rather odd...
I was wearing a shirt. Not saying anything about the pants though ;\.

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#28
Better Xena than Xenu. I hear he dropped the first A-Bomb OVER 9,000 YEARS AGO!!!
#31
I was sitting beside my desk just rotating a bit. Somehow I managed to build up enough force to pin my nipple between it and the desk (it's taller than the desk by like, an inch).
#32
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Tits or GTFO.

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#33
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And you find that funny because you are a member of the following?

A) IGN
B) 4Chan

Or because I'm just that awesome?