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If a plane leave St. Louis at 9:00AM CST and another plane leaves London at 10am CST, assuming winds canceled each other out and they were both traveling at 500mph and 650 mph respectively towards each other, where would they crash and burn?
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why doesnt your mom return my phone calls anymore?
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A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians -- if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. If anyone has figured out the color of their own eyes, they [must] leave the island that midnight. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.

On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.

The Guru is allowed to speak once (let's say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:

"I can see someone who has blue eyes."

Who leaves the island, and on what night?


There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn't depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn't involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she's simply saying "I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn't me."

And lastly, the answer is not "no one leaves."
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If a plane leave St. Louis at 9:00AM CST and another plane leaves London at 10am CST, assuming winds canceled each other out and they were both traveling at 500mph and 650 mph respectively towards each other, where would they crash and burn?



Awesome.
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If it takes Jimmy 6 hours to paint a house and Carl 4 hours to paint the same house, how long does it take for them to paint a house together?
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Ok ok ok, so why are you christian?
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A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians -- if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. If anyone has figured out the color of their own eyes, they [must] leave the island that midnight. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.

On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.

The Guru is allowed to speak once (let's say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:

"I can see someone who has blue eyes."

Who leaves the island, and on what night?


There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn't depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn't involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she's simply saying "I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn't me."

And lastly, the answer is not "no one leaves."

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okay.

What?!?
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dude, the answer blows your mind. its the most insane crap ever. i dont know how anyone could ever figure it out on their own.
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A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians -- if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. If anyone has figured out the color of their own eyes, they [must] leave the island that midnight. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.

On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.

The Guru is allowed to speak once (let's say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:

"I can see someone who has blue eyes."

Who leaves the island, and on what night?


There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn't depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn't involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she's simply saying "I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn't me."

And lastly, the answer is not "no one leaves."



i actually want to know the answer to this, i am too lazy/ tired to figure it out tonight, i will try in the morning and if i cant get it ill ask for an answer.


and also, Tobias Funke FTW
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No dude, that is definitely an ugly chick. I'm talking 10 or 11 beers ugly.
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Ok ok ok, so why are you christian?



How about lets NOT start another debate, huh?
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dude, the answer blows your mind. its the most insane crap ever. i dont know how anyone could ever figure it out on their own.


please tell us now. I want to go to bed and this question will bother me all day. please.
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If a plane leave St. Louis at 9:00AM CST and another plane leaves London at 10am CST, assuming winds canceled each other out and they were both traveling at 500mph and 650 mph respectively towards each other, where would they crash and burn?



A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?
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Brandon: 10, because jimmy keeps slowing him down!

MWF: Yes, and it's because he went into the pool

SG6578: Because religion is free, and Scientology isn't

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please tell us now. I want to go to bed and this question will bother me all day. please.
google blue eyes logic puzzle. its the first result.

the answer is correct, but it will take you a while to get your mind around it. trust me, it works.
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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?

In the ground, duh.

Assuming that you're a sadistic bastard who likes to bury people alive.
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semi serious question, and dont think im an ass or anything like that

but why did you poop yourself until you were 14

(assuming that this is a serious thing, and theres a 99% chance that it isnt)
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No dude, that is definitely an ugly chick. I'm talking 10 or 11 beers ugly.
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Brandon: The U.S, because at least our milk doesn't come in bags.

UTVLol: Because Pedobear got off on it.
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In the ground, duh.

Assuming that you're a sadistic bastard who likes to bury people alive.



Well I am, for a fact, a sadistic bastard, so should I bury them in Canada or the USA?
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If a plane leave St. Louis at 9:00AM CST and another plane leaves London at 10am CST, assuming winds canceled each other out and they were both traveling at 500mph and 650 mph respectively towards each other, where would they crash and burn?

New York, the answers always New York.
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Well I am, for a fact, a sadistic bastard, so should I bury them in Canada or the USA?
chop them up and dissolve them in lye! no one must know that i sold their livers to columbian organ trafficers!
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Quote by Zugunruhe
google blue eyes logic puzzle. its the first result.

the answer is correct, but it will take you a while to get your mind around it. trust me, it works.


wow, I understood it. and that was actually very interesting. sweet riddle.
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Alright, fellers. I'm off for now. I try and get to any more questions. OFF TO /cake/!
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wow, I understood it. and that was actually very interesting. sweet riddle.

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Quote by Zugunruhe
A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians -- if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. If anyone has figured out the color of their own eyes, they [must] leave the island that midnight. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.

On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.

The Guru is allowed to speak once (let's say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:

"I can see someone who has blue eyes."

Who leaves the island, and on what night?


There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn't depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn't involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she's simply saying "I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn't me."

And lastly, the answer is not "no one leaves."


Wouldnt that mean that everyone would look for the person with blue eyes. if that person sees someone with blue eyes then they could assume that their eyes are thus brown. If their eyes are both blue then after the first day of not getting off the island (assuming that they do not have the blue eyes) they would both realize that both of them have blue eyes. and if they see someone with brown eyes they can then assume that their eyes are blue. This way people get off the island every day.


hopefully that made sense.. *EDIT* and the answers been posted.. awesome.. all that thinking for nothing
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Brandon: The U.S, because at least our milk doesn't come in bags.

UTVLol: Because Pedobear got off on it.



im canadian and I have never seen milk in a bag
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Quote by Zugunruhe
google blue eyes logic puzzle. its the first result.

the answer is correct, but it will take you a while to get your mind around it. trust me, it works.


is it the Guru with green eyes? I dunno, I'll go look the answer up now...
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im canadian and I have never seen milk in a bag

Me either, though I hear it's more common in the east than it is in the west.
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