So I was riding down the street on my bike today with a watermelon and a tub of KFC..

#1
Some random black guy ran up to me and stole all three. That bastard.

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#2
*reported*
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#4
Happened to me once too.


Dude came up, and took my bike from me. so I was pissed, right? Then he told me how he was a single father raising two kids alone. Working 3 jobs, And trying to work things about with his wife. He told me he was on his way to his second job, and that his car broke down, so he HAD to take my bike. I got....I got choked up.....And then I said "**** EARNED my bike". True story.
#6
Where's that?
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#8
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+1
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#13
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The negro community is oblivious to the white devil in the back.

Iquensu Orcha?
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^^SO KVLT!!
#14
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The negro community is oblivious to the white devil in the back.
Lol, just noticed that one.
#20
Wtf is with epic fail threads..
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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#22
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Wtf is with epic fail threads..
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#23
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oh relax its a joke, don't get ur tubes in a tie
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#24
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The negro community is oblivious to the white devil in the back.


ha so im not the only that spotted that!!
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good thread mate lol
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#26
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He gets my vote
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#28
What were you doing with all of those?
Did you ride on the road

I would've just sped up and if he stole my bike I'd tell the police and they could track it down because if you bought you bike from a shop that cares they would've given you a bike identification form
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#30
this thread should be on G4's Attack Of The Shows "EPIC FAIL" segment
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