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#1
And I saw this in the middle of the leaves and trees
Quote by masterk1818
I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?
#2
tree sex!
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
#3
What went off in your mind that told you, "Hey, I should take a picture of this and put it on UG!"?
#4
Quote by InvaderTSN
What went off in your mind that told you, "Hey, I should take a picture of this and put it on UG!"?

I thought it was common knowledge.
Quote by masterk1818
I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?
#7
tree love!
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#10
Quote by Paquijón
Fucking hippies.


Aww come on dude everyone needs love!

*hugs*
#11
Quote by mrbagrat
tree sex!

I second that. Haven't you ever seen The Evil Dead. Chick gets raped by a tree.
#12
Quote by metal Lover
I second that. Haven't you ever seen The Evil Dead. Chick gets raped by a tree.


And she enjoys it. Then runs away from an invisible demon.
#14
Quote by metal Lover
I second that. Haven't you ever seen The Evil Dead. Chick gets raped by a tree.


No, I haven't.


Although I suddenly want to...
#15
Pics or it didn't happen


.....wait....
Quote by joeyj123
there are 11 words in 'the alphabet'
#17
Trojan Ultra ribbed, sounds like a nice choice for doing it in the forest.
Se habla español

Quote by pinheadslts75
People come up with the dumbest names for sexual acts. And the most disgusting concepts for sexual acts.

I'm tempted to report this thread because of how weird this is getting.



I saw x/taluha get her clock
#18
Eh, the forest is an all natural place, so obviously the best way to have hippie sex in a forest would be condemless...
#20
What i treemendous discovery. This little root of a revelation could branch out into a full-fledged forest! I must leave now.


Do you "tree" what I did there?
<Han> I love Hitler
#22
Quote by jhardcore
Wow. Maybe people were there and had sex.


Groundbreaking stuff..
.

i burst out laughing at that for some reason.


But seriously, who goes into the forest for sex?

If they weere like camping it's alright, but going into the forest for the pure purpose of sex,
#23
Quote by soulflyV
*wipes vomit from mouth*

Yeah...yeah I did.



Why would you bark at me like that? I'm stumped.
<Han> I love Hitler
#26
Quote by maccas616
i burst out laughing at that for some reason.


But seriously, who goes into the forest for sex?

If they weere like camping it's alright, but going into the forest for the pure purpose of sex,

live a little sometime?
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#27
Quote by bono_b
live a little sometime?

It's way to much effort for something you could've done closer to home.


I'm saying if there was another reason they were in there, good for them.
But going into the forest for sex, seems, stupid.
#29
Quote by maccas616
It's way to much effort for something you could've done closer to home.


I'm saying if there was another reason they were in there, good for them.
But going into the forest for sex, seems, stupid.

Quote by bono_b
live a little sometime?



#31
Why would you go to an uncomfortable forest, to have sex in mud, when you can do it in comfort in your own home?

Crazy crazy people!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#32
Quote by metacarpi
Why would you go to an uncomfortable forest, to have sex in mud, when you can do it in comfort in your own home?

Crazy crazy people!
Up against a tree, much?
#33
Man: oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah yeah oh yeah yes yes yessssssss

Women: ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oh god yes! holy **** an ant bit me.

Man: but i'm not done yet.
#34
sorry guyz, i have a tarzan in the jungle fetish
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Excuse me sir, have you been thinking tonight?
#35
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
Up against a tree, much?


The feeling of rough, scratchy bark and biting insects turns you on?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
Good for you!
When I was in 6th grade, we went to the worst highschool in the city for one month because our school was demolished, and we used to engage in condoms searching quests. You see, the floor was filled with them.
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#37
Quote by metacarpi
The feeling of rough, scratchy bark and biting insects turns you on?


SHE HAS FIRE-ANTS IN HER VAJAY!


And now they're on my penis
#38
When thinking of the whole "up against a tree thing", I can't help but think of Baloo the Bear from Jungle Book scratching his back on those trees.

Stupid Baloo.

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#39
u kno how u kill fire ants....
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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Deep*Kick. You have destroyed every concept of life I've ever had.
#40
Quote by Deep*Kick
u kno how u kill fire ants....


With water. The opposing element.

It'll do twice the damage.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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