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#1
Tell em!
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#2
Well, I was at band practice the other day, and our drummer killed and ate everyone.
wat.
#4
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Well, I was at band practice the other day, and our drummer killed and ate everyone.





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#5
well my old band, two male guitarists & me bassist (also male ) & female drummer!
for no reason at all she wouldnt even play properly when we had band practise so we asked her why not & she took a rage & threw a couple cymbals to the floor & stormed out & went to her older sister & her husband to complain that we were being unfair....
....later on that night, we fired her
#6
When our band first started recording, both the drummer and the guitarist knew how to, but different ways, so they spent the next hour yelling at each other about how to get the best sound. Not really that bad.
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#7
I threw pedals and other inanimate objects at my bassist who quit...

Then the band split up because they couldnt stand my temper.

Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#8
an old guitarist stopped me and the drummer in the middle of a new song we wrote (we were showing him what its like) and he was telling us to change a bit (even it though it was fine, the singer agreed it was fine) and he wanted to change everything without listening to the whole song. I got into an arguement, guitarist threw his guitar, i got pissed, decided to walk out.

Later that night, Guitarist quit the band, we rejoyced
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#9
Once me and the guitarist came to practice with some smoking hot ideas and the other guitarist shot them down and then brings nothing to the table himself. So then he sits there smuggly as he runs through shape 7 of the D minor harmonic scale. We then point out that he contributes **** all, to which he sticks on his ipod listens to "my antichrist" by norther and pretty much plays back the intro riff. we were like "man dont shoot down our ideas if you cant come up with your own stuff and dont rip off other bands as well" then he threw a massive paddy called his parents to pick him up and left >_< so yeah now me and the safe guitarist meet up and write in secret xD
#10
We use to get fairly distracted at our band practice and end up just boxing..

Argument wise me and my drummer got kinda annoyed when our bassist thought he could play anything he wanted regardless if it fit with the song.
And again when our singer was being really half arsed so we ended up having a big go.

Thrilling I know.
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#11
Half of us wanted to use drugs and the other half didn't. The people who were pro-getting high during practice were completely unproductive and annoying. And one of them had an attitude problem that I didn't like, so I kicked him out. After that, things were peachy. They were mostly just in there because they were the only people who would let us practice at their house.
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#12
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well my old band, two male guitarists & me bassist (also male ) & female drummer!
for no reason at all she wouldnt even play properly when we had band practise so we asked her why not & she took a rage & threw a couple cymbals to the floor & stormed out & went to her older sister & her husband to complain that we were being unfair....
....later on that night, we fired her



I was in a band with a girl drummer. She sucked ass. I quit.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#13
Tonight, my guitarist was chasing a dude who is just a friend (not a band member), with a 2X4 My friend took his guitar hostage (ibanez JS1200) and he broke the 2x4 around his legs, then jabbed it at his face, and he shielded his face with the guitar lol

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#14
I found out the bassist from my old band had been sayin **** about me behind my back, so i went to his house to kick the **** out of him, and he hid behind his dad the whole time (we're both 19) needless to say the band split up the next day, and i aint herd from him since
#15
My drummer chipped the paint on my car when he was getting something out of it, so I threw his favorite hat into a swimming pool. This was minutes before our first live performance. The hat shrunk about 3 sizes

Moral of the story: Never give your drummer a promotion to roadie
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And he calls himself australian


... Should've mentioned I'm an immigrant... from England

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#16
When I told the lead singer it sounded stupid having two guitars playing the same thing (song was californication), especially when the guitars sounded nothing alike. She got mad, ran out of the room and no one bothered to talk to her because she's always so dramatic.

She then came in 10 minutes later, packed up her stuff and said she was leaving the band and that we were all idiots. We told her to calm down, and she sat down. We had a long talk about how mean we were and that we would behave from now on, she started crying for some reason. We all felt very bad because she's so sensitive and it really show in her lyrics. We told her we're sorry but it did sound bad having 2 guitars, she got really mad again and started throwing things at us! She threw a tuner in my face and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.
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#17
Quote by Kensai
She then came in 10 minutes later, packed up her stuff and said she was leaving the band and that we were all idiots. We told her to calm down, and she sat down. We had a long talk about how mean we were and that we would behave from now on, she started crying for some reason. We all felt very bad because she's so sensitive and it really show in her lyrics. We told her we're sorry but it did sound bad having 2 guitars, she got really mad again and started throwing things at us! She threw a tuner in my face and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.

LMAO niice!!
#18
Quote by Kensai
When I told the lead singer it sounded stupid having two guitars playing the same thing (song was californication), especially when the guitars sounded nothing alike. She got mad, ran out of the room and no one bothered to talk to her because she's always so dramatic.

She then came in 10 minutes later, packed up her stuff and said she was leaving the band and that we were all idiots. We told her to calm down, and she sat down. We had a long talk about how mean we were and that we would behave from now on, she started crying for some reason. We all felt very bad because she's so sensitive and it really show in her lyrics. We told her we're sorry but it did sound bad having 2 guitars, she got really mad again and started throwing things at us! She threw a tuner in my face and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.


WTF?


Any ways I think the worse thing was we didn't know what the **** to play... And our bassist was dating this chick and devoting all this time to her, so we almost just kicked him out, but they broke up and he know being better about things.
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#19
The drummer in my old band was a spolied little ****, funny though.

We wouldn't play a song he wrote (because he's a drummer and didn't know that tuning a cheap squire p bass, with light strings down to B doesn't really work) so he threw my bass off a 6ft high stage and pissed over the guitarists shoes. Infact thinking about it he wasn't the most stable person in the world.

We got him back though, there was like a kitchen thing in the place we used to practice so we locked him in there and emptied a powder fire extinguisher, had to let him out quite quickly though because his brother informed us he had quite bad asthma. Those were the days lol
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#20
We couldn't decide where to have a 16 bar solo or an 18 bar solo...

So we did rock paper scissors.
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#21
Quote by Kensai
When I told the lead singer it sounded stupid having two guitars playing the same thing (song was californication), especially when the guitars sounded nothing alike. She got mad, ran out of the room and no one bothered to talk to her because she's always so dramatic.

She then came in 10 minutes later, packed up her stuff and said she was leaving the band and that we were all idiots. We told her to calm down, and she sat down. We had a long talk about how mean we were and that we would behave from now on, she started crying for some reason. We all felt very bad because she's so sensitive and it really show in her lyrics. We told her we're sorry but it did sound bad having 2 guitars, she got really mad again and started throwing things at us! She threw a tuner in my face and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.




Another epic post by Kensai.
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
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#22
Quote by Kensai
When I told the lead singer it sounded stupid having two guitars playing the same thing (song was californication), especially when the guitars sounded nothing alike. She got mad, ran out of the room and no one bothered to talk to her because she's always so dramatic.

She then came in 10 minutes later, packed up her stuff and said she was leaving the band and that we were all idiots. We told her to calm down, and she sat down. We had a long talk about how mean we were and that we would behave from now on, she started crying for some reason. We all felt very bad because she's so sensitive and it really show in her lyrics. We told her we're sorry but it did sound bad having 2 guitars, she got really mad again and started throwing things at us! She threw a tuner in my face and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo holmes to bel-air.

Fixed. Spot it.

Actually, I missed three.
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#23
Quote by Kensai
When I told the lead singer it sounded stupid having two guitars playing the same thing (song was californication), especially when the guitars sounded nothing alike. She got mad, ran out of the room and no one bothered to talk to her because she's always so dramatic.

She then came in 10 minutes later, packed up her stuff and said she was leaving the band and that we were all idiots. We told her to calm down, and she sat down. We had a long talk about how mean we were and that we would behave from now on, she started crying for some reason. We all felt very bad because she's so sensitive and it really show in her lyrics. We told her we're sorry but it did sound bad having 2 guitars, she got really mad again and started throwing things at us! She threw a tuner in my face and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.


Dude, that's the most brilliant Fresh Prince plugin i've ever seen! It was so unexpected XD You are a genious!
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#25
Quote by Kensai
When I told the lead singer it sounded stupid having two guitars playing the same thing (song was californication), especially when the guitars sounded nothing alike. She got mad, ran out of the room and no one bothered to talk to her because she's always so dramatic.

She then came in 10 minutes later, packed up her stuff and said she was leaving the band and that we were all idiots. We told her to calm down, and she sat down. We had a long talk about how mean we were and that we would behave from now on, she started crying for some reason. We all felt very bad because she's so sensitive and it really show in her lyrics. We told her we're sorry but it did sound bad having 2 guitars, she got really mad again and started throwing things at us! She threw a tuner in my face and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.


WIN!
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#26
I was in a band with a female drummer, who was blonde and infortunately met her stereotype of being extremely slow. another small problem was that our singer was better than her on drums, and had never played drums before, but his problem was that he wouldnt sing infront of us because he fancied the drummer, who then went out with the bassist, then my strap button broke and i almost dropped my guitar on concrete, then the rhythm guitarist set fire to the drummers oven. That was the end of that band.
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#27
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Dude, that's the most brilliant Fresh Prince plugin i've ever seen! It was so unexpected XD You are a genious!


Those years in clown college really paid off

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Fixed. Spot it.

Actually, I missed three.


I only see one =(
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#28
I don't like our band name...It's...Too sappy. I love the band, the band members and our music but i just don't like our name and i express it so every band practice.
#29
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I don't like our band name...It's...Too sappy. I love the band, the band members and our music but i just don't like our name and i express it so every band practice.

I was about to say my bands name is worse, but I would be wrong. Painfully wrong.
#30
My old band were doing reasonably well, and then when things started getting better we started arguing. A lot. We did recordings and the two brothers in the band paid for everything themselves and refused to let me or the drummer (fair enough about that, he's a drummer ffs, who cares about him!?) put any money towards it because, it turned out, they didn't want us to have any rights to the music.

Anyway, we had a couple of gigs lined up playing with the Sugababes, we fought before we played, I quit, they played the shows with a replacement, we haven't spoken since.

The f*cking Sugababes.
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#31
My old drummer would probably get in a fist fight with you if you said he sucked at drums (he was HORRIBLE)!
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#32
In my band we regularly have fights over control. Me and the bass player are writing a song and he wants to be totally in control of the project. He attempts to be a leader but really if we followed his ideals we would be dragged down. Also he unnecessarily wishes to down tune otherwise fine songs.
#33
Well, I'm a solo artist.

But sometimes Pauly the Pecker gets mouthy down there, so I have to teach him a lesson.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#34
Quote by Td_Nights
Well, I'm a solo artist.

But sometimes Pauly the Pecker gets mouthy down there, so I have to teach him a lesson.

K.

my bassist wasn't learning the songs we played so we fired him.
#35
Man, my band has had quite a few major fights. The biggest one as far as I'm concerned is when the drummer wants to do nothing but metal because "It's what the Oklahoma City Scene wants," which to me is saying "I want to be a sellout." So for a while every time we wrote something slower or anything that the bar flys of the OKC ghetto might not jump around like an idiot to he'd start complaining, because he wants the big crowds and seemingly sees musical integrity as expendable. That's one of the few fights I've taken a big part in, because I'm not about to have my musical passion destroyed for a bunch of drunk idiots. Plus, Metal is boring.

Other fights include: Vocalist/Lead guitarist leaving, Drummer paying the rent for the studio and thus feeling taken advantage of, a financial investor taking all our gear the day before a show, guitarist getting drunk at shows, etc etc etc.

Bands are fun.
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#36
Quote by JobyByTheNight
When our band first started recording, both the drummer and the guitarist knew how to, but different ways, so they spent the next hour yelling at each other about how to get the best sound. Not really that bad.


yeah i have been there with my drummer. he kept wanting to compress everything .

all the bands i've been in have worked out pretty well since it's just a few friends jamming.. no one is too serious.
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#38
My drummer suggested playing I Don't Wanna Stop - Ozzy, in a setlist full of blues + rock and roll.

Then he threw a hissy fit when we refused to play it.


Repeat ad nauseum with endless other metal songs.

Eventually he left the band.


Also, we used to argue with the bassist in my band a lot, but he's mellowed out now.
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#39
Quote by Retro Rocker
I was about to say my bands name is worse, but I would be wrong. Painfully wrong.


How do you think i feel
Everytime i hear our name i feel like killing an orphan.
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