#2
dont show up and have your friends say that you died
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why mankind is.

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#3
Ive always wanted to get one of those remote control mice for cats and drive it infront of a teacher to scare them lol.
Gear:
Electric
Yamaha RGX520
Fender Strat HSS

Acoustic
1952 Martin and Co 00-18.
Yamaha FGX730SCA

Amp
Fender Twin Reverb
Fender Amp FM25 DSP

Pedals
Boss DS-1
#4
''Mum,...Dad,...we need to talk...''

Do something that starts with that.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#5
rape someone
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#7
Quote by PunkRockRAMONE1
Put viagra in the teachers cofee. Hhahaha


Actually, I know of a teacher who went through this exact situation.

Poor guy wouldn't stand up all day.
following aimlessly, blindly
through forests smoldereing and black
puddles- milky with the resin of old
the shepherd named christ
and you are his sheep-

creeping,
pacing,
running...

unknown.
#9
Quote by wirehigh
Actually, I know of a teacher who went through this exact situation.

Poor guy wouldn't stand up all day.


awesome.
#10
Quote by PunkRockRAMONE1
Put viagra in the teachers cofee. Hhahaha


maybe with some laxatives aswell
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