Got your attention with that title.

Apparently during the weekend I've managed to get a small penis of some sort into my ass, and it's painful when I'm playing guitar for example.

I want the little bastard to GTFO of my ass.

How can I do this? I've tried squeezing it out, but it won't stick out enough to be pulled out.

Any help is greatly appreciated.
hot water and tweezers?
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile