#1
Got your attention with that title.


Apparently during the weekend I've managed to get a small penis of some sort into my ass, and it's painful when I'm playing guitar for example.

I want the little bastard to GTFO of my ass.

How can I do this? I've tried squeezing it out, but it won't stick out enough to be pulled out.

Any help is greatly appreciated.
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#2
hot water and tweezers?
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