#1
Hey
someone texted me this riddle and I can;t work it out!!
The answer isn't the obvious perverted one...

The pope has one but doesn't use it
your dad has one but your mum uses it
Nuns don't need one
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a very big one and Michael j Fox has a small one

What is it??
#4
a last name

pope has a last name, but goes by pope
your mother uses your fathers last name
nuns don't use their last name, Sister Mary etc
Scharzzenegger is a long name, Fox is a short one
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#7
a last name is the correct answer
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a last name


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a last name



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Hey
someone texted me this riddle and I can;t work it out!!
The answer isn't the obvious perverted one...

The pope has one but doesn't use it
your mom has one but your other mom uses it
Nuns don't need one
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a very big one and Michael j Fox has a small one

What is it??
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