Poll: Which makes you gay?
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View poll results: Which makes you gay?
Piercing on your left ear.
30 12%
Piercing on your right ear.
106 41%
Both.
50 19%
Doesn't matter.
71 28%
Voters: 257.
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#1
I'm sure you've all heard this thing before, but some people say that if you get an earring/piercing on your right ear, you are gay. This is what I have always been told, but now I was considering getting a piercing. So, with all knowledge of what I have been told fresh in my mind, I was going to go left ear only. That was, until someone told me that the straight thing to do is to get a piercing on the right ear. Or both. So what have you heard? Right or left? Poll coming soon.
#2
The left one.

Now hurry, cut it off before someone thinks you're a homosexual.
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#4
Straight is either left or both. Right is gay. Strange rule, but its just the way it is.
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#9
I remember vividly in 2nd grade having this discussion.

It's the right ear.

It's weird what you remember haha
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#14
there is no article of clothing or accessory that can make you a homosexual, if you or other people think so, you've gotta grow up. go for both ears!
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#15
Get both of your ears pierced.
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#18
Quote by Atomic48
Ask Mr. Clean. He has an ear piercing, and he's in your avatar.



That doesn't work too well cause we're not sure of Mr. Clean's preference in gender
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#19
Quote by Atomic48
Ask Mr. Clean. He has an ear piercing, and he's in your avatar.


Atomic48, I have officially been pwned.
#20
Ahh man to be 12 again, Whoever gives you sh*t for what ear you get pierced needs to grow up.
#22
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#23
right ear is gay espessially if u get if pierced and atomic 48 is pretty much a god in that one
I'd do me........

#25
it's anklets. right ankle = lesbian. left = prostitute.

i wear anklets but i'm neither.
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#26
Quote by esther_mouse
it's anklets. right ankle = lesbian. left = prostitute.

i wear anklets but i'm neither.


when did we start talking about lesbians?
#27
Quote by Atomic48
Ask Mr. Clean. He has an ear piercing, and he's in your avatar.


I get the feeling his avatar isn't the only place he's been...

You manslut.
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#29
You've all got it wrong. It's if you wear objects that stretch your earlobes, then you're a failure as a human being.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#31
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You know we could all just totally mess with you by telling you the wrong ear


Pierce whatever ear you want to get pierced

Ho hum.


EDIT:
Quote by rorythefaggot
You've all got it wrong. It's if you wear objects that stretch your earlobes, then you're a failure as a human being.




Oh yeah, because everyone to EVER pierce their ears and then stretch them was a bad parent, or didn't get a job that paid very well etc etc

Maybe we don't like you either. Bah.
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#32
I thought enjoying the emotional and/or physical companionship if your same sex made you gay.

...huh
#34
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Maybe we don't like you either. Bah.

No, no, everyone likes me. Didn't you get the memo?
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#35
Quote by rorythefaggot
No, no, everyone likes me. Didn't you get the memo?



Argh, ****, I can feel my very existance fading away as we speak
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#36
100% sure if you pierce your right only, that is the mark of being gay....TBH go both or do none....
#38
the one you put an earing in makes you gay.

former counterculture is mainstream. get contacts to dye your eyes red. thats slightly less behind the times.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#39
left ear( according to two and a half men)

but what would look staighter, is no piercing at all!
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#40
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That doesn't work too well cause we're not sure of Mr. Clean's preference in gender


huh?
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