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#1
a couple of my friends started making this list of all the places to have sex before you die. i thought the pit might have a few good suggestions.

here are a few;
on a bowling lane
trampoline
teacher's desk etc.

feel free to be as obnoxious as you feel is needed
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#2
Your mom's room.


seriously though, a changing room
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#5
On the searchbar.

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#6
In a car parked in front of a church...on a sunday.
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#7
Well, if you want ridiculous scenarios:
While skydiving.
While experiencing weightlessness in a zero gravity environment.
In the fires of Mt. Doom.
#12
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Well, if you want ridiculous scenarios:
While skydiving.
While experiencing weightlessness in a zero gravity environment.
In the fires of Mt. Doom.


one does not simply sex in mordor.

but seriously a pool or a freezer room, ice room whatever its called.
#13
Movie Theater

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#16
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On the searchbar.

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In an asshole.

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i want to do it on a water bed. original? no. fun? i think so.
#18
airplane
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#20
I got head at my teachers desk sitting in her chair. Not from her though. Do I win a prize?
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#21
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Your mom's room.


seriously though, a changing room

Done.
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#23
in the park
in a moving vehicle while i am driving
in a campground
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#25
on the roof of your house so your whole neighborhood can watch
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#26
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#27
Would be kind of hard do in this situation because they restrain you, but I have always wanted to masturbate on a really crazy roller coaster. Maybe you could actually get a blowjob or have sex on one of those little kiddie ones that doesn't have restraining devices.
#28
I've thought about this, so I'll add my current list:

-On a high roof, so you can see everyone but they can't see you
-In one of those one-way glass bathrooms, same reason as above
-In an open field or court (when it's empty, obviously)
-In school (preferably a classroom)
-In one of those kiddie playground sets
#31
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On the searchbar.

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wtf?

for me it'd have to be while skydiving. Talk about a quickie.
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#32
Upside down while bungee jumping.

In a cheese factory.

On a bed of hypodermic needles.

In Soviet Russia.

...then IT would screw YOU!!
#33
the sex in zero gravity would be amazing it would be relaxing cause all your muscles are not being used like for standing so it just focus's on your ****
#34
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I got head at my teachers desk sitting in her chair. Not from her though. Do I win a prize?

haha, nice but no prize, sorry.


but if it was the teacher..................................................................................................






>.>


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#35
Hm. In water.
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#37
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One does not simply sex in Mordor.


Sigged.

Also... On the planet that Captain Olimar crashes on in the game Pikmin, while playing Super Smash Bros Brawl... with the girl I'm sexing
#38
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On the searchbar.

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In an asshole.

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Hehe, that was cheesy, yet funny.
#39
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At the drive in.

in the old man's ford...

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#40
At the Drive in
In my Old Mans Ford
Behind some Bushes
In the Basement
And shed talk dirty to me!

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