#1
So I had a dream the other night that is possibly the coolest, most random **** ever imagined by anyone in the history of mankind. It goes like this:

Me and my sister are driving down a old dust road in the middle of the desert in Arizona or something and the truck breaks down. We start walking along the road and find this trailer all by itself about 200 yards off the pavement. We run to it and start banging and yelling for help but no one answers. My sister starts looking in the windows and I walk around the back.

Around the back I see this dirty guy dressed up like a biker with long hair staring at an old rusted barrel that’s got trash or something burning inside of it. He’s just staring at it, even after I yell at him - so I walk up and pat him on the shoulder.

The guy is Mel Gibson. What’s even funnier is that he’s in full Mad Max costume - eye patch and all. Of course, in the dream I just thought he looked like Mel Gibson, but didn’t say anything to him about it.

We start talking about what happened with the truck breaking down and how long me and my sister have been walking. The whole time he’s been acting pretty hesitant about helping us, claiming that he has no food or water. The whole time we’re talking he’s lighting up matches and staring at them and setting random **** on fire.

When my sister comes around the other side of the trailer and he looks up at her - he sets part of a dead bush on fire and points at her. He says to me, "I got a deal for you. If I can come up with water, a phone, a dead lion, a bowl of rice, and a bowl of cream of mushroom soup, I get your sister." So of course I say, "Yeah okay, whatever". He’s been standing beside this old beat up car the whole time, and when I say ’okay’, he bangs the trunk hood with his fist and it opens.

In the trunk there’s a pile of cell phones, a dead lion, a bowl of rice, and a can of cream of mushroom soup. He winks at me and says, "Now I’m gonna go that water." and starts walking towards the house.

That’s when I woke up.
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Or drown in my own shit.
#2
of course in your dream your sister gets boned
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#4
Right, so you whored your sister out to Mel Gibson.

Why exactly is that the coolest thing ever?
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#6
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of course in your dream your sister gets boned


What's weirder is I don't have a sister...
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#7
You don't really like your sister do you

EDIT: Oh... you don't have a sister... okay...
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#8
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Right, so you whored your sister out to Mel Gibson.

Why exactly is that the coolest thing ever?


Tell me something cooler. You won't convince me.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#9
Sloppyjoe24, have you heard "The Blanks" version of that song? let me know if you want a copy, it's ****ing classic

(you probably know it but The Blanks are ted's real band)
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
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So I had a dream the other night that is possibly the coolest, most random **** ever imagined by anyone in the history of mankind. It goes like this:

Me and my sister are driving down a old dust road in the middle of the desert in Arizona or something and the truck breaks down. We start walking along the road and find this trailer all by itself about 200 yards off the pavement. We run to it and start banging...


...This part caught me off guard.
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#14
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Tell me something cooler. You won't convince me.



Whoring your brother out to Mel Gibson?
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#15
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Pear is reported.

And that's an odd dream. But I call April Fool.


I think thats an avocado which explains the spanish
#16
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Sloppyjoe24, have you heard "The Blanks" version of that song? let me know if you want a copy, it's ****ing classic

(you probably know it but The Blanks are ted's real band)


Sounds tempting...

and yes, I know who the blanks are. thank you

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e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#18
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Pear is reported.

And that's an odd dream. But I call April Fool.


Seriously, how is this an April Fool's prank? It's just...weird.

Thorough head-examination, please.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#19
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I think thats an avocado which explains the spanish


No it's just the pear with a sonbrero and a stache. Either way it's still spam.
#20
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Sounds tempting...

and yes, I know who the blanks are. thank you


Send me a message on my profile with an email and i'll email it to you and if you msn, i'll send it to you through that.

I'm glad you know who they are. Quite proud.
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."