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http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html

"Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off."
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Is this for real, i'm a man
Sinking deep, in the ocean
#2



damn, cant beat that.
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#3
...why?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#4
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...why?


why not?

What a man.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#9
oh thats nothing, i did that last month...
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#10
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If not maximum at least over 9000.


AT LEAST 9000. I was thinking about 12000.
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#11
He was a level 403 Elite Knight....maximum power, with a +1 skill bonus on Chainsaw Mastery..What did you expect from him? He lived and died with honour.
#13
That.....is.............amazing.
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#15
This is old news, to me, but nevertheless... Crazy stuffs.

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#18
I read that one a while ago. That ranks up there with the landmine Russian Roulette!
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#19
this is too funny
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#20
Quote by ma)(payne
Is it wrong that I find the weirdest part of all this, is that for some reason they stripped naked?


It said they were playing "manly games" ?!?!?
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#22
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Looks like we are all now officially pussies until we beat him.

Perform the awesome! PERFORM THE AWESOME!
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Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#23
Quote by Fred1000000
Perform the awesome! PERFORM THE AWESOME!


The only way to beat that would be to chop yourself in half longways with an axe.


*runs out to Home Depot to buy axe*
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MAKE BELIEV
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#24
Quote by SG Man Forever
The only way to beat that would be to chop yourself in half longways with an axe.


*runs out to Home Depot to buy axe*

Start from between the legs though and work upwards. You won't be beat for a really, really long time.
#25
Quote by Krzysztof Mach
This story is not entirely true. I am Polish and I remember reading about this incident in newspapers. Two guys got drunk and started to make macho type bets. You overestimate the wealth of polish peasants if you believe they were using a chain saw. I remember the bet was resolved using an axe. One man laid his head down and bet the one with an axe that he was not be brave enough to make the cut.


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#26
Quote by AzureNight
Start from between the legs though and work upwards. You won't be beat for a really, really long time.


WITH ONE BLOW.
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
#27
The only manly way to kill yourself is to choke yourself. With your own hands.

Now that's ****ing manly.
#28


I thought this pic was appropriate, given the situation.
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
#29
I'm not, but I value my penis more than my manliness...
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#30
Initially, I thought, "had to be a Russian who did that." Well, Poland is one of the vodka countries, so I wasn't too far off there.
#32
Manliest man ever? I beg to differ:



Or, rather, BOBBY F*CKING DARIN begs to differ.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#33
Quote by Chad48309
Manliest man ever? I beg to differ:



Or, rather, BOBBY F*CKING DARIN begs to differ.


Check out Bobby's foot, y'all. He's in mid tap, tappin' all your asses, and flipping you off to boot, suckers.
#34
Quote by Darwin awards
Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.


Now THAT is a man!
#35
Quote by Jackintehbox
If not maximum at least over 9000.

WHAT?!? 9000?!? THERES NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT.

CAN IT?!?
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#36

Amatuer, I've been chopping off little peices of myself everyday for 28years. All I have left is my eyeballs and a hand
#37
Quote by Grundy0

Amatuer, I've been chopping off little peices of myself everyday for 28years. All I have left is my eyeballs and a hand

Both your eyes? Pussy.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#38
Quote by Grundy0

Amatuer, I've been chopping off little peices of myself everyday for 28years. All I have left is my eyeballs and a hand


maybe you could give me some legato lessons?

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Your name wouldn't happen to be Oobi, would it?
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
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#39
Quote by iceman_8319
maybe you could give me some legato lessons?

Iceman Edit:

Your name wouldn't happen to be Oobi, would it?




Wow, the internet has EVERYTHING!
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Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
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