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broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job

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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#7
Quote by happytimeharry
heh heh, kids will be kids...

Yeah, but labelling my Pokemon Red game as "Golf 1998" was about as rebellious as I got in the third grade (Pokemon games were banned). I don't ever remember plotting to kill my teacher.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#8
i wish they had plotted to kill my second grade teacher.....
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#9
v CLICK v



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#10
They probably are just doing it for the lulz...?
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#11
Quote by Liberation
Yeah, but labelling my Pokemon Red game as "Golf 1998" was about as rebellious as I got in the third grade (Pokemon games were banned). I don't ever remember plotting to kill my teacher.


Pokemon games were banned? I'm surprised you didn't plot to kill your teacher. I know I probably would have. No one messes with my Pokemans.


But yeah, in all seriousness, that is pretty fucked up. It makes you wonder what is going on at these kids' homes.
#13
+ =

I saw this on the news, and was first hit with shock, then immeadiate curiosity, then I laughed, and then I laughed with perplexion.

Definitely one of the most complicated emotional experiences I've ever had.
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#14
it would have beem the greatest thing ever if the whole crime was just an april fools joke
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There's always a time and a place for domestic violence.


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#16
Sounds like a bunch of little Macgyvers to me.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
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#17
"Teach that ***** to tell me to get down from a chair"

said billy while casually mopping the blood
Over my dead body , you nazi pirate bastard

#18
Quote by Sean_Napalm
"Teach that ***** to tell me to get down from a chair"

said billy while casually mopping the blood

WIN
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#19
Wow.. That's pretty frightening.

But, I have to say, that was quite a poorly written / organized article. I'm not saying I could make it perfect, but come on. Organize your thoughts.

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#20
that is the weirdest story i've ever heard...
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
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#22
Quote by pancakes
Wow.. That's pretty frightening.

But, I have to say, that was quite a poorly written / organized article. I'm not saying I could make it perfect, but come on. Organize your thoughts.

Well, it IS the AJC. Their only good writer is the Thrashers beat writer, Craig Custance.

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(Invalid img) I think she's hot.

Ellen Page is quite amazing.

Why does every thread I make include someone making a post about Ellen Page?
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#23
Quote by Liberation


Why does every thread I make include someone making a post about Ellen Page?




Welcome to the club dude. I believe Ellen fever is slowly spreading...
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Quote by happytimeharry


Welcome to the club dude. I believe Ellen fever is slowly spreading...

Well, considering how many people are now in our group...
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
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Kids.............
and is it just me or am i the only guy on here who doesn't have an ellen page avatar?
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Quote by hippieboy444
Kids.............
and is it just me or am i the only guy on here who doesn't have an ellen page avatar?


Yes. Join us hippie, JOIN US!

edit: Lib, would you mind checking your PM inbox?
#27
pardon me if I've fallen out of the pop culture wagon

but who's ellen page?
Over my dead body , you nazi pirate bastard

#28
How did you relabel your pokemon red? Couldnt she tell by looking at the cartridge?
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Quote by Sean_Napalm
pardon me if I've fallen out of the pop culture wagon

but who's ellen page?


Seriously!? Wow. I hate pop culture and I think Ellen Page is awesome...
#30
Quote by Avedas
Seriously!? Wow. I hate pop culture and I think Ellen Page is awesome...


That doesn't quite answer my question
Over my dead body , you nazi pirate bastard

#31
Quote by Sean_Napalm
That doesn't quite answer my question


She's an actress. Follow link in sig to learn moar.


So, about those crazy ass third graders.
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Quote by Sean_Napalm
That doesn't quite answer my question


So I guess Apr08'ers don't know what Wikipedia is.
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Quote by jake911
How did you relabel your pokemon red? Couldnt she tell by looking at the cartridge?

Tore off the picture of Charizard and put on a new label that said "Golf 1998".

Quote by hippieboy444
Kids.............
and is it just me or am i the only guy on here who doesn't have an ellen page avatar?

I believe there are only 4 users that I've seen with Ellen Page avatars. Harry and I are two of those.

Quote by Sean_Napalm
pardon me if I've fallen out of the pop culture wagon

but who's ellen page?

She's a Canadian actress. Credits include Juno, Hard Candy, X-Men 3, The Tracey Fragments, An American Crime, and Smart People. She also recently hosted Saturday Night Live.

The parents of those kids must be absolutely ashamed.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
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Quote by Avedas
So I guess Apr08'ers don't know what Wikipedia is.


suppose you dont know how to answer a question?

in any case , its irrelevent now
Over my dead body , you nazi pirate bastard

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Quote by Liberation

The parents of those kids must be absolutely ashamed.


Or very proud, depending what kind of parents they actually are. Who knows nowadays?
#36
Lol...my teacher brought this up in class today. One kid asked him what their punishment was, and he was like "ehhh, I dunno, no more chocolate milk?"

we all got a good laugh
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I once told a Metallica fan I liked Megadeth, and he stabbed me 42 times.
#37
Saw that on the news! Insane!
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

Quote by paintITblack39
usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
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Quote by Sean_Napalm
"Teach that ***** to tell me to get down from a chair"

said billy while casually mopping the blood



haha sigged.

edit: I don't even now why I find it so funny
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