#1
so this hot chick wants me to teach her guitar, just simple chords and scales and ****. But I'm not amazing at guitar, I'm just ok. but i'm retarded with most theory, i know a bit from other instruments and what ppl here have told me, but not enough. wat should I do?
#2
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Last edited by jasonmetal love at Oct 21, 2008,
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#7
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Yeah. And chances are, she's not interested in guitar.
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do you know basic chords and scales? if so teach her. If not then kill like 50 people, there are very few problems that can't be solved with random, senseless violence.
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#9
tell her you don't know much but can teach her the basics. And then teach her for free. She'll feel the need to make some sort of payment and you'll probably get a handjob for your troubles.
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#10
do it dude, yo'll prolly end up ****ing. That's what happened to me.
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#11
Just start with teaching her chords... then the next lesson just teaching her some strumming patterns... then ask what types of song she likes and teach a couple to her over the next few lessons... unless she knows theory or you can't peice together simple chords than you'll do fine...
#12
guitar is the ticket to good sex. do it.
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#13
she prob just wants to hook up with u and is using that as an excuse

but if shes not
just stay one lesson ahead lol
teach her nirvana songs
even i taught my dog to play "Teen Spirit"
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do you know basic chords and scales? if so teach her. If not then kill like 50 people, there are very few problems that can't be solved with random, senseless violence.




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#16
I would admit to her upfront that you dont know that much, but you will teach her as much as you can.
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