#1
I want to hear some of your close call stories. Where you almost died but somehow made it through to post in "The Pit" another day. I don't want to hear any lame stories about how an SUV almost ran you over. I want to hear I (and many others) thought I wasn't going to make it. If you actually died and were revived that is worth double points. Remember almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Post your good stuff.
#2
i think if i had a near death experience, i wouldn't be posting on ug. i'd be getting pussy with the story that almost got me killed.
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#3
Quote by fli.pansy
i think if i had a near death experience, i wouldn't be posting on ug. i'd be getting pussy with the story that almost got me killed.



Thing about it if you just had a story with no scars or pics to prove it girls would think you were lying. Even if it were true.
#5
Quote by MarrakechII
Thing about it if you just had a story with no scars or pics to prove it girls would think you were lying. Even if it were true.


who said i wouldn't have scars.. and i think this has been done before.

EDIT: there you go. it has been done
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#6
You didn't? Pfft you're such a noob! Well.. I also saw something amazing today!
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#7
I crashed my car into a tree while I was racing another car at age 17. I didn't have my seatbelt on, lost control on a gravelly patch and hit the tree sideways doing about 75 km/h. I got thrown into the back window and broke it and needed a few stitches. But other than that just a sore neck for a bout 2 weeks. My car was a total writeoff. All 4 tires blew, the engine broke apart, transmission locked up, all the windows broken, I got 25$ from the trash pickup guy for it the next day.


The paramedics made me lie down on a trolley because when they arrived they said they expected a fatality. I am amazed I didn't die..

Ever since then I believe in guardian angels.
#9
I once licked a hookers ass. That was 5 years ago and I'm still alive!
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#10
its not really a brush with death

but whatever

for some dumbass reason , my grandpa puts an electrical fence around portions of the back yard

namely , the pool

we use to have this little thing hooked up , smaller than a car battery

it read "202 volt"
and had a picture of a cat and a dog

appearently , my beagle morrison ripped a hole through the pool cover in my grandpas abscenence

so he got a new battery

this one says "505"

and has a picture of a horse

and a fully grown bull 0.o

long story short , i walked out of the pool (and my grandpa tells me its my fault because i neglected to tell anyone i was in the pool -.-)

and i got tazed , hard

i mustve been pissing red bull for 2 weeks
Over my dead body , you nazi pirate bastard