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#4
people piss me off sometimes..they really do
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#5
omg......
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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Deep*Kick. You have destroyed every concept of life I've ever had.
#6
Quote by InvaderTSN
I think the bigger question here is, did they get to eat it?


The biggest question is: did they keep the bones as souvenirs after eating the baby?

EDIT: I'm a bad person.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#9
Quote by FireandFlames


wtf.


Couldn't have said it any better.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a vampire bat"

#10
And that, kids, is why you don't have sex when you're 14.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#11
stiiiiiilllllllllboooooooorrrrnnnnnnnnn on an aaaiiiiiiirrrrppppllllaaaannnneeee
some stupid ***** just left him (or her) there to rot

I'm going to hell it would make a good song though

I don't see how it is even possible for someone to do this ppl make me mad sometimes

the unidentified girl did not know she was pregnant.

wow she must have been really fat if she didn't even know she was pregnant
Last edited by samick007 at Apr 2, 2008,
#12
That's pretty bad, but listen to this. A few months ago in my province a native women walked into a walmart, gave birth to a baby in a stall, and then left it there to die inside a toilet. Fortunately, someone saw blood under the stall and called a manager, who found it lying face down in the toilet and was able to recussitate it. The women was also caught later as the security cameras identified her leaving the store.
#14
Quote by Liberation
And that, kids, is why you don't have sex when you're 14.


Welcome to Canada
#15
Wow. Okay. O.o
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


GANGSTA, GANGSTA
#17
Quote by Liberation
And that, kids, is why you don't have sex when you're 14.


And that's why age of consent here is 14...
#20
Quote by Lastin
Welcome to Canada

Age of consent is meaningless. What's gonna happen?

*moaning*
*Door breaks open*
"HALT! YOU'RE UNDERAGE!"

I don't think so.

Kids are stupid. Being a virgin is considered "uncool". Well...fuck being cool. I'm glad I'm a virgin. At least I haven't gone and gotten some stupid slut pregnant.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#21
*faps*
APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAH...


but seriously, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#23
Quote by saxaxe
[growl]mutilate the stillborn[/growl]

\m/

I was thinking of that too.


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Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
#24
Quote by darkstar2466
The biggest question is: did they keep the bones as souvenirs after eating the baby?

EDIT: I'm a bad person.


Yes, yes you are.
#25
Quote by saxaxe
At least she didnt flush it. Imagine walkin around on the ground and getting pelted with a baby.


I don't think airplane toilets work like that....
G - L - O - R - I - A is love.... my friend.
#26
Quote by InvaderTSN
I think the bigger question here is, did they get to eat it?
Could you be anymore not funny?
#27
Oh god, that is terrible..
i have no words

and usually i say quite a lot
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9_11_4:
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#28
the link worked fine for me. "didn't know she was pregnant"? she must have thought she was taking a hell of a shart.
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Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#29
Quote by kennyvspenny
the link worked fine for me. "didn't know she was pregnant"? she must have thought she was taking a hell of a shart.

I dunno about you, but most of us didn't come out of our mothers' asses.
#31
Quote by saxaxe
At least she didnt flush it. Imagine walkin around on the ground and getting pelted with a baby.


Yeah... believe it or not, plane toilets don't drop your dumps like a bomb.

I can totally imagine that though...

Person: Dammit, a bird just shat on me.
Friend: ...dude I don't think that was a bird.
*plane flies overhead*




#32


BUM BUM BUMMMMMM!

Seriously, that sucks...but that picture just made me laugh something chronic!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#33
not my problem lol
she will be on Jeremy Kyle at some point in the near future
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Epic username of pure epicness

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#34
"i want these Mutha****in' stillborns, off this Mutha****in' Plane!"
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#35
Police were called to Bush Intercontinental Airport after a cleaning crew found the fetus in a wastebasket in the bathroom


She put it in a bin?
#36
Quote by InvaderTSN
I think the bigger question here is, did they get to eat it?


I doubt it, there's laws against serving good food on planes isn't there?
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#37
Hasnt anyone ever heard of condoms before?, i hate when people say thats why u shouldnt be having sex at a certain age but just cause u have sex does not mean u will get pregnant again condoms = good!!! :/
#38
Quote by rush5757
the better question is...

could it fit?


think about it...

You're a bad person. But +1 anyway.
#39
I'm tired of these mother****ing dead fetuses on my mother****ing plane

no but seriously

<says more than I could.
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
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