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Attack of the munchkins AAAAAAAAAARGHHH!

But seriously, a funny/sick story.
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#7
Brutal.

At least they had the wherewithal to pull what would have been a decently clean job.
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#8
thems some badass third graders.

that being said, my brother is a third grader, and i think i could take nine of him. he certainly couldnt get me into handcuffs.
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Tanner said the students apparently planned to knock the teacher unconscious with a crystal paperweight, bind her with the handcuffs and tape and then stab her with the knife.



#11
What idiots... who honestly thinks "Oh deary me, my teacher made us clean windows and one of us got scolded for standing on a chair. The only way to make things even is to stab her repeatedly!"

I blame heavy metal! And roleplaying games.
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What idiots... who honestly thinks "Oh deary me, my teacher made us clean windows and one of us got scolded for standing on a chair. The only way to make things even is to stab her repeatedly!"

I blame heavy metal! And roleplaying games.


#13
How old is third grade in America? We have a different system over here.

I'd be scared ****less if I was that teacher, but at least the little bastards can organise stuff!
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thats awesome
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#16
Yet another reason to hate children....


I fucking hate children.
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Just because something's posted on April fools day doesn't mean it's a part of it. I'm pretty sure the serious news websites wouldn't just post lies about bombs and stuff just for jokes. Only the fun websites do joke stories.
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What age are third graders?


No idea. but if they're making plots now, by the time they're 15, they'd probably have plans for world domination.

EDIT: Article says 8-10 year olds.

So I'm expecting them to try and invade Europe by the time they hit 5th grade.
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What age are third graders?
8-9
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