#1
I'm planning on making some prank calls later today (in school right now) and I need some ideas.

One thing I was thinking about was calling up some scientology hotline and messing with them, any ideas on what to say? Or any ideas in general? No, I'm not calling 911 or suicide hotlines so don't bother.
#2
Call your mother and pretend you died in a horrible accident. Then kill yourself. IT'S THE FINAL PRANK.
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#3
I once called a pizzeria and ordered a pizza that didn't exist. I was being very serious about it, and I said I got their menu.

It's amazing how quickly they got pissed. Within a minute, they jumped from calm speech to constant cussing.
#4
call up an electronic department of walmart or something and ask for a Playstation Wii in an asian accent and they will be confused as hell.
#6
"Hello is Mr. Wall there please?"
"No..."
"Is Mrs Wall there please?"
"No!"
"Are there any Walls there?"
"NOOOOO!"
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CHRONIC DEJA VU!
Here's an idea - call a pizza place and ask for a non-existent pizza - when they tell you they don't have it say "oh, ok" and put the phone down. Immediately redial and ask again, acting clueless to them commenting that you just phoned (I really did have deja vu - it's not supposed to be related to the rest of the post)
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#13
one time some of my friends called a random number and in a 10 year old's voice said "mommy i fell of my bike and broke my arm" and she was like "doug is that you? i knew i shouldn't of let you spend the night without me. i'll come to the hospital. i'm there for you" and then you know the rest. it was pretty funny

another is:

call a hearing aid place and tell them you need new batteries for your hearing aids. only speek with: "what" "O.K." and "YEAAH" (like lil jon). what to say is pretty self explanitory.
#14
just phone someone and say nothing. See how long they stay on.
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#15
i called kids help phone last night, it went like this


them : hello, whats the problem?
me: uh..my dads been drinking a lot...he forgot to pick me up from school
them: how do you feel when he drinks?
me: i feel bad...i was thinking of killing myself last night while i stood in the rain waiting for him to pick me up
them: and then what did you do?
me: well... I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
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just phone someone and say nothing. See how long they stay on.


dude your boring. i'm never coming to your slumber party.
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i called kids help phone last night, it went like this


them : hello, whats the problem?
me: uh..my dads been drinking a lot...he forgot to pick me up from school
them: how do you feel when he drinks?
me: i feel bad...i was thinking of myself last night while i stood in the rain waiting for him to pick me up
them: and then what did you do?
me: well... I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I literally laughed out loud
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ummm

Me: Hello is that Chordzzz off UG?

You: umm yes, what do you want?

Me: Get a life! (runs off - s******s - tries to get a life himself)

EDIT: thats "sniggers" btw - a word for laughing - but apparently im being racist - silly me
Last edited by davedoom at Apr 20, 2008,
#19
I doubt you'll be able to use this one but I was at the party the other night and the cops showed up so the next day some of the kids pranked called me pretending to be the cops and saying that I needed to go in for questioning about it.
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#20
You're so cool. Girls love little boys who do that. What are you - 11?

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You're so cool. Girls love little boys who do that. What are you - 11?




pranking is a great pastime. too bad your missing out, you being mature and all.
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#22
Heres one, call a food delivery place and place an order then give them the adress of another food delivery place. fun!
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pranking is a great pastime. too bad your missing out, you being mature and all.


luckily us older kids, kick you smaller kids to the floor - we win?
#24
I'm actually a pizza delivery guy for Pizza Hut and somebody at Mountain Mike's Pizza ordered a pizza. I couldn't tell If they were serious. Turns out, they were.
#26
We once called "Chilies" asking for chicken nuggets, when the women said they didn't have any I started crying. She started appologizing and it was the lulz.

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#27
ok so u call dominos and ask if the lady that picks up has red hair and then if she says yes u ask her to cut off her pubes and put um in the pizza
#29
Ring up a pizza takeway and ask them at the beginning of the call if they do liver. They will say yes, so then you start ordering a normal pizza, pepperoni, ham, extra cheese and liver. Then they will start saying they don't do liver yet they said they did at the beginning of the call. A heated argument will follow with many lolz.
#30
*call*

"Hello?"

"Yeah, dude, your cat's on my fence."

"...I don't have a cat..."

"Well, I don't have a fence!!"

*hang-up*
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#31
I always like to act like a Might Boosh character, Old Gregg is my favourite
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*call*

"Hello?"

"Yeah, dude, your cat's on my fence."

"...I don't have a cat..."

"Well, I don't have a fence!!"

*hang-up*


I laughed at that for some reason.
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