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Well, I just cracked open a beer that has been sitting outside for a week or so now, and I've just taken a swig and it tastes disgusting, like cleaning fluid I gave a glass to my mum (from the same bottle) and she says it tastes fine...

It also smells like cleaning fluid too, so it's not just my taste buds. Mother thinks it smells fine. So Pit, using your extensive knowledge of alcohol, knowledge of the 5 senses, dry wit/sarcasm and idiocy, help please?


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#3
What kinda beer??
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Well Mothers have used cleaning fluid so much...*insert stereotype here, I can't be fucked*
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What kinda beer??

Stella Artois *cues beer choice abuse*. It's the only thing left, and it doesn't normally taste like this, it's a mystery

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You drank cleaning fluid. Your mom thinks it's fine because she knows it's cleaning fluid.


Thats probably the reason. Stop drinking cleaning fluid!
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#9
It's actually cleaning fluid.
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Cheers Pit, you really haven't helped in any way

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#13
its probably stale.
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#14
given its stella there are two reason:
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its probably stale.

That's true, would it matter if it had a Febraury 09 to drink by date on it though? Or would that not matter...

Or maybe the Den Hoorn Brewery is trying to kill me ¬_¬

Oh yea, I opened up another beer (different brand, same brewery) and it tastes the same

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#17
given its stella there are two poss reasons:

a) it has reverted to the primordial soup from whence it came, hence why it should be renamed primal artois due to its 'aggression-promoting' tendencies

b) theres cleaning fluid on top of the can which is why you can taste it

ps, if it is cleaning fluid your drinking, enjoy your guts tomorrow
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Cheers Pit, you really haven't helped in any way

No problem...its what I'm here for.
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#19
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That's true, would it matter if it had a Febraury 09 to drink by date on it though? Or would that not matter...

Or maybe the Den Hoorn Brewery is trying to kill me ¬_¬

Oh yea, I opened up another beer (different brand, same brewery) and it tastes the same

I think the problem is your tongue. I think we should cut it off...
#20
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']No problem...its what I'm here for.


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I think the problem is your tongue. I think we should cut it off...

It smells off too, all of them do

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#21
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That's true, would it matter if it had a Febraury 09 to drink by date on it though? Or would that not matter...

Or maybe the Den Hoorn Brewery is trying to kill me ¬_¬

Oh yea, I opened up another beer (different brand, same brewery) and it tastes the same



i'd say ur a girl/gay/a wuss :P

maybe u just dont like.. beer? (blasphemy)!!
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#22
It's just old and stale. It happens. It won't hurt you.
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#23
Cheers lads.

*sips cranberry juice*

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#24
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it just means its become a mans beer

So his mum's a man now?

TS, your mom's a dude.
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#25
Cleaning fluid might have gotten on the can itself, not inside. Try pouring into a glass like you did for your mum and see if it still tastes horrible.
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Ask her if you should trust the goverment.
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So his mum's a man now?

TS, your mom's a dude.

It's technically not my mum, it's my dad in a dress wo demands to be called "mum"

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Cheers lads.

*sips cranberry juice*

Cranberry juice? Pah.

Real man drink bleach.

...AND THEY LIKE IT, DAMMIT.
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#29
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Cheers lads.

*sips cranberry juice*


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#30
Hmm let's see you left beer outside in the heat for a week when it should be chilled and now it tastes bad..........
#31
was there some cleaning fluid around the rim of the can/bottle that may have gone in to your glass? Or was there cleaning fluid in your glass before you poured it?
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#33
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You drank cleaning fluid. Your mom thinks it's fine because shes a slut. She thinks you smell fine because she smells like ****.

Thanks. So all sluts like the taste of cleaning fluid then?

Ahh never mind, I guess I'll find out when I reach the great gig in the sky.

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Thanks. So all sluts like the taste of cleaning fluid then?

Ahh never mind, I guess I'll find out when I reach the great gig in the sky.


So my pink floyd reference wasn't good enough huh?
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#35
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So my pink floyd reference wasn't good enough huh?

Oh I see what you did thar! I thought you were just asking random questions again.

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