What if The Pit was a game like Super Mario?
Or would it be more like Final Fantasy?
Or even better yet Metal Gear Solid?
Or wait... Final Gear Mario...
Would it sell in Mexico?
I imagine the pit to be like "wheel of katamari" - it is a loud, brightly coloured, giant ball of retardation that will get you once you are close enough, and it'll never let you go again.