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...The way you planned...

...You're still disappointing them...
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lmfao that made my day
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"Finally! I was getting so sick of using white out to get my sheets blank. You wouldn't believe the number of hours this site saves me per day!"

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I think my favorite is:

My printer only supports 8.5" x 11" -- can I get an 8.5" x 14 inch page?

Absolutely. Simply get a blank 8.5" x 14" piece of paper and wave it over the printer while clicking the "print" button.

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I clicked print and it sent me to the homepage. What am I doing wrong? I want some smooth, clean white paper!!!
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I clicked on the button, but it didn't print? Why?

Sometimes printers print to the wrong tray -- if you don't see a blank sheet of paper in your output tray, simply remove it from your input tray.

I feel sorry for the people who believe this,
It even teaches you how to print lined and colored paper! genious!
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...

...You're still disappointing them...

this is brilliant!!!
This should get the best business idea of the year award!

# v. 0.9 -- Did not print blank sheet
# v. 1.0 -- Printed slightly non-blank sheet.
# v. 1.1 -- Printed all black sheet -- getting closer!
# v. 1.2 -- Fire!
# v. 1.3 -- Printed text to "O Solo Mio", don't understand why.
# v. 1.4 -- New version 50% more blank.
# v. 1.5 -- Improved speed, 62% faster.
# v. 1.6 -- "unitray" support -- eliminated need to retrieve paper from output tray,

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Damn! My printer only does A4, and I have no 8.5 x 14"!
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oh hey one of the testimonies of how great it is comes from someone where i live
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
This actually does make sense. There have been times where I couldn't get a hold of blank paper and just had old tabs I never used anymore just lying around.
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I dont get it? How does this work, does it give you free paper? wtf damn internet

Let's hope you're joking.

But that site is incredible. Many lulz were had.
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I'm printing out 10 right now!
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I thought this might actually be real.

Like it jus might give you a standard template for printing white lines over the black on lined paper or something.
I've been here since '04.

I was thinking this thread would be closed or something. Would have been a nice april fools joke though.