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#1
So me and my friend are sitting in our church waiting for it to start

and I'm all excited because I downloaded a bunch of Dethklok songs the night before

I whip out my ipod and we both are listening to it when the pastor walks up

"Hey what are you guys listening to?"

"Um... nothing"

so he asks if he can listen so I'm like "I'm f*cked"

I give him an earphone and he puts it in and says "I don't hear anything" cuz I paused it

So I hit play

and he gets a blast from one of Nathan Explosion's screams

he never looked at us the same way again
#2
lol
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#5
would've been better if it was black metal.
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#7
Haha.

The funny part is.

YOU GO TO CHURCH!



Funny stuff, man.
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#9
that happened to me except i was listening to slipknot
then he was like but i was like
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#10
all the kids at my church are like emo/goth faggots who like ICP, so lots of the people have probably heard their garbage playing before. my parents think i'm not christian because i hate going to church, and i listen to metal.
#12
he never looked at us the same way again
lucky you my pastors been giving me alook ever since it was announced we were goiing away on a trip with him camping.
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all the kids at my church are like emo/goth faggots who like ICP, so lots of the people have probably heard their garbage playing before. my parents think i'm not christian because i hate going to church, and i listen to metal.


we have a bunch of skater kids and the kids who have the worship songs on their ipod

oh but Mitchell from Light of Doom goes to my church
(Light of Doom was the band on the TV show Next Great American Band)

I thought that was sick

and yeah my parents get all scared when I listen to metal
I don't even listen to hardcore just prog and thrash

But yeah just because I hate waking up on a Sunday morning means I hate God
#15
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Haha.

The funny part is.

YOU GO TO CHURCH!



Funny stuff, man.




agreed!
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#16
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that happened to me except i was listening to slipknot
then he was like but i was like

lul


TS, you should've been listening to Severed Savior, Impaled Nazarene, or something of the sort.
#17
*looks 5 threads up*

Maybe you and that guy should talk.

Lol btw. My religious cousin wanted to listen to what I was when we were in the car. The song was Briefcase Full of Guts.

Dethklok FTW!!!
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all the kids at my church are like emo/goth faggots who like ICP, so lots of the people have probably heard their garbage playing before. my parents think i'm not christian because i hate going to church, and i listen to metal.



why's it matter? serioulsy? wtf!? I mean if you're a good person, which is what most religions are about, than why the **** would your parent's give a **** whether or not you follow their faith?

here, watch this episode of south park, basically sums it all up (and makes fun of mormons )

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#19
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#20
I found out something funny when I last went to church (around a year ago). One of the guys that does the readings listens to Van Halen. That made go lolwut?

But seriously, I've been caught still wearing eyeliner in church. People looked at me funny. Heh, and I was one of the altarboys. Haha.
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#22
ha my older brother shows up from whatever he's doing on saturday nights wearing his Black Sabbath shirt and Led Zeppelin jacket

It's funny cuz all the 40 year old guys are telling how much they loved that band and ****
#23
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#24
You could have just told him that it was metal.
You know, you're not going to get exiled because you listen to metal.
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#26
Listen to Metal Church.................

lolwut?
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#27
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You should've been playing Duncan Hills.


haha it was Hatred Copter

i was kinda hoping he'd catch the melodic singing part but no

he got the scream
#29
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Listen to Metal Church.................

lolwut?



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#31
lol, if that was me, and my pastor, he would probably just laugh and think it was awesome. yeah, he's cool like that. i <3 my church
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#32
a band I was in used to practice at a church until we got kicked out

didnt really bother me because I'm not christian,
but I still thought it was pretty lame
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#34
Oh and when the high school group worship band was playing,

I was blasting Shadows Fall in my earphones

It worked pretty well considering they don't play very loud and my ipod goes to 11
#35
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why's it matter? serioulsy? wtf!? I mean if you're a good person, which is what most religions are about, than why the **** would your parent's give a **** whether or not you follow their faith?

here, watch this episode of south park, basically sums it all up (and makes fun of mormons )

Linkypoo
look for #712 "all about the mormons?"



I cant watch it, i think New Zealand's a few seasons behind. We've just had the guitar hero and the chef joining the super adventure club and dying.
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#36
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he never looked at us the same way again

lucky you my pastors been giving me alook ever since it was announced we were goiing away on a trip with him camping.

if i were you id be a little scared

one night you might wake up in your tent and your pastor is trying to get his wang in your mouth while youre assleep.

scary stuff
#38
Dude I'm all for it. Norma Jean, The Chariot and mewithoutYou all grew up in the same church and are Christians still. I run sound for my youthgroup which means I pump out the jams....I usually play like As I Lay Dying or All That Remains and crap like that. There's no genre of music that "isn't Christian."
#39
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So me and my friend are sitting in our church waiting for it to start

and I'm all excited because I downloaded a bunch of Dethklok songs the night before

I whip out my ipod and we both are listening to it when the pastor walks up

"Hey what are you guys listening to?"

"Um... nothing"

so he asks if he can listen so I'm like "I'm f*cked"

I give him an earphone and he puts it in and says "I don't hear anything" cuz I paused it

So I hit play

and he gets a blast from one of Nathan Explosion's screams

he never looked at us the same way again


Excited? Church? I'm sorry, but they just don't go together.
Too many people own guitars. Someone had better go play a... clarinet or something.

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#40
This thread reminded me of this:
If you a scared motherfucker go to church (GO TO CHURCH!)
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