#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE6urjoQD7U


(the title is an exaggeration, i know about all the **** going on in the middle east and africa so you do not need to tell me)
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#2
so 50 people dancing sums up your emotions towards the human race? whats so bad about the video?
#3
I was hoping Michael Jackson and a bunch of zombies would appear. I feel let down now.
#4
Quote by americnidiot
so 50 people dancing sums up your emotions towards the human race? whats so bad about the video?

wow **** you you ****ing peice of ****!!!!!! /angty drivel. Did you even read the thing at the end of my post?????
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#5
Quote by InvaderTSN
I was hoping Michael Jackson and a bunch of zombies would appear. I feel let down now.

yea that would have been good especially if they mauled all the people in the ****ing sobe suits.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#8
That dance rocks.

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#9
Quote by Fuzzbox91
wow **** you you ****ing peice of ****!!!!!! /angty drivel. Did you even read the thing at the end of my post?????

Whoa there, skippy. No need to blow up like that.
#12
Quote by Fuzzbox91
Did you even read the thing at the end of my post?????


Did it say "Do not bid on this item" or something?
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#13
Quote by americnidiot
so 50 people dancing sums up your emotions towards the human race? whats so bad about the video?

as to answer your question. Its just people taking one of the most obnoxious and stupid commercials ever made and renenacting it. Whats not bad about it. I hate the king of pop. I hate Kings and i Hate pop so michael jackson sucks in my book. Its just such a stupid commercial, wow lizards dancing, how ****ing original ive only seen that like a trillionthousand times or something.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#14
i saw the end of your post and i still don't know why 50 people dancing would make your hate humanity, let alone those 50 people... they're dancing, god forbid... don't like MJ or what?

edit: oh, okay.. nevermind
#15
Uhhhhh... it's advertising. Stop bitching. Unless it was sarcasm. Because if so, stop bitching.
#17
That video made me chuckle a little. What's so bad about it?
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#18
Quote by IlikeTheSKA
Did it say "Do not bid on this item" or something?




i cant believe you remember that, but yea that was a lot of fun.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#19
Quote by americnidiot
i saw the end of your post and i still don't know why 50 people dancing would make your hate humanity, let alone those 50 people... they're dancing, god forbid... don't like MJ or what?

edit: oh, okay.. nevermind

nah i said it was an exaggeration, i dont really hate the human race, i just hate the fact that that annoying ass commercial is being reinacted. i swear to god if it becomes a broadway musical im gonna ****ing kill somebody.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#20
Quote by Paquijón
No one can do an 8 year old boy quite like Michael Jackson could.

fixed
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#21
Umm... it's a bunch of people dancing along to a song in New York. So you don't like Michael Jackson, and seeing some people doing the dance from a commercial makes you angry?


Seriously.... when did it come down to you to police the actions of others?


EDIT:
Quote by wemonir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
i see your 50 people and raise you 1450

Holy damn....
#24
If I could ever dance one dance perfectly, it would be Thriller. Serial.
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#25
Okay, not only does the commercial have an amazing song, it is selling some kind of drink that probably tastes good. I don't see how your feeling towards the human race can be based on this. You sir, fail.
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#28
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You sir, fail.


+1
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#29
Quote by ChurchNSkate
That dance rocks.

+1 i wanna learn it
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#30
I don't understand why you are angry...or how this relates to Africa or the middle east.
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so true ^.
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#31
It just pisses me off. I hate sobe life water, vitiman water, hell pretty much anything is better. i hate lizards(actually i like real lizards but rip offs of the geicko gecko piss me off). I hate Kings, I hate Pop, I hate Michael, ****ital!!!
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#32
Quote by Fuzzbox91
It just pisses me off. I hate sobe life water, vitiman water, hell pretty much anything is better. i hate lizards(actually i like real lizards but rip offs of the geicko gecko piss me off). I hate Kings, I hate Pop, I hate Michael, ****ital!!!

1.) the Geicko gecko is a rip off already
2.) who cares what you hate
3.) you're a twat
4.) you fail a life and at making threads worth a crap
5.) if you don't like the commercial or the drink, don't watch/drink it.
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#33
Quote by Fuzzbox91
It just pisses me off. I hate sobe life water, vitiman water, hell pretty much anything is better. i hate lizards(actually i like real lizards but rip offs of the geicko gecko piss me off). I hate Kings, I hate Pop, I hate Michael, ****ital!!!


quit being such a bitch
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

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#34
I have a pretty good reason to have no faith in the human race right now. I just heard a story about a kid that I knew while I was in middle school that lives about 10 minutes away.

So he has muscular dystrophy disease, and he's in a wheelchair, and my mom was just telling me about how, back in elementary the teachers would leave him in a sandbox at recess. This isn't so bad, but it was the sandbox that stray cats used as a litter box, and it gave him ringworms.

But, there's a pretty happy ending to this story. The kid is #4 in his class and is going to medical school when he graduates.
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And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#35
I'm sorry TS, but that was pure awesome. The thriller choreography is probably my favorite ever...actually, it's the only choregraphy I like. MJ tunes be bitchin' so don't be hatin' *Goes back to listening to Nile*
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#36
as much as I hate MJ, that is a neat dance.
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#38
Pft. That hard constitutes hatred towards the whole human race. And here I was about to post the lyrics to Unintelligent design (again), aw hell I'll do it anyways...

Goddamn humans and their stupid ideas
Moronic morality for the weak and full of hope
We're supposed to think we're created to serve - when domination is in our nature?
What kind of god is this?

A design full of faults or lab rats in "god's" maze?
This is the joke we're supposed to believe: Adam and
Eve.
Deceived.

A complex, but fallible "design"
Waste of energy
Non-beneficial waste of intelligence
Waste of time.

WHY?
Your "good book" castrates instinct
A fairy tale glorified
Deprivation of nature
A blindfold to the true heart of man
Unintelligently designed

Idiots
Backwards
Self-serving
Self-righteous
All-consuming
Bastards

Ignorant
Irrelevant
Pernicious
Poisonous
Ever destroying
Juggernauts.

A brilliant, but defective "design"
Anti-environmental
waste of intelligence,
waste of energy,
waste of time.

A design full of faults; an invention - damned by god!
This is the joke we're supposed to believe: Adam and Eve.
Deceived.

Oh and here's another:

What do you think makes a man take his own life with his own hands
When tomorrow ends today, what a glorious day it'll be...
Man has succeeded in mass destruction
Man has exceeded its capacity here on earth

Goddamn this world and everything ravaging it

Ah, yes... success. It's hanging by the neck.
This tyranny has gone on far too long.
Reparations are now demands.

Humankind rides a pale horse - the taker of lives.
The gears of a giant monopolized mind - a self-propelled death machine

An internal wasteland. Every human being that now stands.
No remorse and no recourse. There's no turning back, this is a holocaust now.

A mortal sin.
Total control of the end.
On top of the chain of life.
Exhibiting total control.

Had we stayed lichens, had intellect not have been... a paradise this would be...
This is what you made. This is what you helped create.

Craftsman of hell on earth. How can you live with yourself?

Begin voluntary human extinction. No better time than
... NOW
What do you think makes a man? And can it be destroyed?

Despising your own race ftw.