#1
i need some humourous songs to cover for my english class, we're doing this comedy thing... i just need some funny songs.

any suggestions?
not way to raunchy but not to clean either.
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#5
look up Flight of the Conchords....Buisness Time is a good start
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#7
Circus of Dead Squirrels is a funny band. It's like electronic heavy metal though.

Look up "Elmo's Last Laugh"
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tenacious d

kinda weak, but funny at times
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#11
not school appropriate but

steak for chicken by the moldy peaches
Moments into minutes.
Minutes into hours.
Hours into days.
Days into years.
Years into possibility.

This will linger.
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#12
Check out Bill Bailey. Greatest Comedian/Musician ever.
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#15
I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse
Suffering Bastard - Lamb of God
I Want to Ejaculate on Your Chest - The Major Moonshines (a local band)
#16
the campifer song song...

or any tv show song


or rick astley's world famous never gonna give you up
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#21
any tenacious d song sept baby it's the only seemingly serious one, or psychostick they have funny songs outside of the beer song
#22
anything by dead serios preferably "no more pipe for potato head", or "peanuts are evil". one of the most amazing and hilarious bands in all of florida. and my best friends dad is the singer. i just went to their show on saturday. amazing! will never forget it.
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#26
dude stephen lynch
funny stuff
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#28
Dear Penis - I don't know who it's by.
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#30
I'm With Stupid by Static-X

Most of the song is babbling.
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#31
Asshole!

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#32
that song that an UGer made about petting a cat.

I believe it was "LIFES NOT ****TEH WHEN YOU PET THE KITTEH"
We walked into the night

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#33
Flight of the Conchords- Anything
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#35
flight of the conchords!!
the emo song
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#36
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme song. It'll make people laugh. Or you could play Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.
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#37
You could do some Fall Out Boy, their music is a real joke.

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#38
Bill Bailey stuff definitely.
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#39
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You could do some Fall Out Boy, their music is a real joke.

Ba dum cchh.

+1

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