#1
Hey Pit Monkeys!
If you read my other thread, then you know whats up...
So, im trying to pass the time!

I want YOU (yes, you! Even that fat guy in the back of the room eating a twinky he found in the trash!) to post the best prank you can think of!

Rules: There are none! Pranks can involve injury, tax fraud, spoiled milk, death, Armageddon, unfair presidential elections, or even small rodents! Anything goes!!!

I'll post one when i think of it!
ready?
GO!!!!!!!!!!!
#2
Why don't you go commit suicide?


EDIT: Oh wait.....

Quote by Trëv
Hey Pit,
My G/F of 4 years just broke up with me...
Here comes a twist:
on the night i was going to propose.....
and it turns out shes been cheating on me for like a year

i feel like killing myself

i got all these pathetic mixed emotions flowing,plus im asking the Pit for help...

any idea how to get over this before i kill my--i mean, watch a movie with God?



meh.
Last edited by guitarmannn at Apr 2, 2008,
#6
getting your best friend's wife pregnant, the tricking your best friend into raising the motherfuc****
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Last edited by Crimson Ghost at Apr 2, 2008,
#8
calling a bomb threat on the special olympics
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#11
calling the police on the drug dealer next door to your house, not because its the right thing to do, but because you were jealous of all the money he's making
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#12
fail
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#13
Quote by Crimson Ghost
calling the police on the drug dealer next door to your house, not because its the right thing to do, but because you were jealous of all the money he's making

You have the best avatar ever. Just thought I'd let you know.
#14
Quote by goldmember1217
You have the best avatar ever. Just thought I'd let you know.


thank you
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#17
Fail troll is fail, at least do something creative if you're going to be a 'tard...
#19
you guys are douchebags...maybe hes trying to get himself to feel better...ive seen like 2 posts that are on topic
#20
Quote by guitarmannn
Why don't you go commit suicide?

jesus... that's gotta be the meanest 1st reply I've ever seen

i think you're all being a little harsh on the lad. he just wants to hear some funny pranks, doesn't seem like a troll to me.

I'd say a good prank is putting clear saran (sp?) wrap over the toilet lid in a public bathroom.