#1
It's kind of weird, I live in a small suburban town where stuff like this doesn't usually happen. But I found out this morning that someone broke into 5 different houses in our neighborhood and stole ****. Like they stole a computer but forgot to steal the power adapter and battery as well hahaha. It's funny cause I remember waking up around 4 last night cause I was thirsty, and this was exactly when my one neighbor reported seeing people running away from her house when she turned a light on.
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#7
Whats up with everyone copying eachother's posts?

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#10
Couldnt they just use any power adapter? They're pretty much all the same...
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#11
Some smart burglars there
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#13
Some 16 year old football players were abducted. They had an "amber alert" on TV. Even though these kids were huge, they still called it child abduction.


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#16
Five houses in one night?

Gotta admire efficiency.
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#17
Is pwn'd now a meme? Dammit.

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#18
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That isn't really pwn'd... They could have been taken at knife/gun point, and that's scary for anyone!


Actually I said pwnd, referring to the houses robbed in this thread. Gotta keep the combo going.
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#19
Get a gun.
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#20
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That isn't really pwn'd... They could have been taken at knife/gun point, and that's scary for anyone!


Speaking of weird things in our neighborhoods, last night... There have been 3 drive-bys within like 2 blocks of my house in the past 2 weeks. And I live on the same street as my school, a really nice city and all, but a lot of gang-related shootings..


In SC the only shootings are when someone is mad because their cousin impregnated them...
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