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What are some uncomfortable questions you have asked/been asked? I have a week of celebration and I need some.
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Once, a girl asked me "What pornstar do I remind you of?"


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have you been smoking pot? - my mom

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Anything sex related asked by your parents.

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i really hate when mine do that cuz they do it just to make me uncomfortable
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"Did you fart?" - only me and my ex in the room.
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#8
"Hey man, am i getting my ounce of shrooms tonight?"
Uncomfortable because i am scared of dealers.
#9
"So Jesse... are you still a virgin?"- mom.
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#10
this one old lady asked me to help her apply some sunscreen lotion on her back, i just told her she already had it all covered. she creeped me out......
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"So Jesse... are you still a virgin?"- mom.

rofl that would be uncomfortable
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#12
"do you masturbate?"

me: "constantly, infact, Im crankin one right now."

edit: it was my friend that was a girl
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#13
so... you know that when you.....
yes mom?
when you.... you know
have sex?
yes. you know to use a condom, right?


f*ck that was awkward. the rest of the drive home was silent.
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-So Jesse... are you still a virgin?
-Yes mom.
-Not anymore! ( pulls clothes off)



That's a million times worse.
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Dad: Why do you want to go to your mom's house [to hang out with your girlfriend]?
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That's a million times worse.

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"Did you fart?" - only me and my ex in the room.


Probably a reason why she's your ex

Probably the most uncomfortable question ive been asked was by my dad.

"Is she pregnant?"
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Not much of a question but...

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Probably a reason why she's your ex

Probably the most uncomfortable question ive been asked was by my dad.

"Is she pregnant?"



...I'm not a lesbian?
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...I'm not a lesbian?


In my dreams you are....

Well, probably why HE is your ex then.

I just naturally assume that all posts in the pit are made by guys, my apologies
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#24
just today there was some music playing by the cafeteria at our school and there was a big crowd of people with a circle in the middle where all these gangsters were dancing. anyways long story short me and all my friends organized a circle of death.


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(talking about my current girlfriend and then..)
mom: i've been thinking about it and..i'm starting to think we need to have a talk
i'm currently a junior..if i haven't got it all figured out by now, i should probably just end my life
...why?
#28
"hey do you need the HPV shot?"
-my mom
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"hey do you need the HPV shot?"
-my mom


Actually, thats just a good idea. Even if you're not sexually active/having sex, its still a good precaution.
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#31
my friends mum noticed a hickey on his neck.
she pointed at it and said, a hickey eh, does that mean youre past fingering?
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i asked my friend who claimed he knew everything: what kind of drink should a girl have when she has bad cramps? soda or water?

it wasnt awkward because i dont give a **** in front of him.

but basically, any questions about a girls menstrual cycle makes any guy uncomfy
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In my dreams you are....

Well, probably why HE is your ex then.

I just naturally assume that all posts in the pit are made by guys, my apologies



lol its logical.

I have this really hot distant cousin n we were in her room for a loooong time, and when i got back home my dad was like "oh i don't mind that she's a cousin, she is a beautiful kind girl [blabla] just don't have sex with her yet cause she's 15 and that's illegal for the moment. When she's 16 do whatever the hell you want"

......... okkkkk........
#35
Ive taken the classic:
(I work in a store from time to time"

Me: So that will be all? Nothing for your mother(daughter,grandma or whatevver fits)?

Customer: Errrr..... thats not my mom.... its my GF, the love of my life....

Me: _looking for a big hole in the ground_


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Dad: Why do you want to go to your mom's house [to hang out with your girlfriend]?
Me: Uhh...


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#37
I went to prom last year with a girl who had a crush on me. She knew I was gay, but I went with her because she really wanted me to...I got a tux and everything blah blah blah

The tux place called me this year and was gonna try to give me some offer, but they asked "Are you going to prom again" I say no. "Why not?" What the hell? It is none of their business. I told them my boyfriend died, and thank you very much for reminding me.
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Me: Hah you look like Anne Curtis!

My cousin: No I dont!

My other cousin (Comes out of fookin no where) Hey do you want to do Anne Curtis?

Me: ...........

I was pretty embarrased.
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#40
I think the most uncomfortable conversation a girl can have is the "I'd like to go on The Pill" conversation.
Thankfully, I haven't had the need to ask yet. But I'm really not looking forward to it.

I get awkward super easily, so almost any question is awkward if they ask "Can I ask you a question?" first. For that 3 seconds between the 2 questions, my mind freaks out.
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