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Taking into considertaion I've only known her for about two weeks now, I decided to write her a poem and give her a small vase with flowers. I was gonna buy her a record to go with the poem but then realized I don't have the cash and I'm afraid I'm might end up picking something she doesn't like. I'm also a cheap bastard and picked the flowers from my parents garden; however they do look really good because my dad is a pro gardner. ****ing florists charge $30 starting for a ****ty looking bouqet that I ended up making on my own for about $3 including the cost of the vase.
#3
Hand picked flowers are much more thoughtful than store bought flowers. Especially if you're not getting them for any special occasion, you know... just because.
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#4
I raped her.


( Now you guys can't make rape jokes)


Really though, I told her I loved her and would be with her until she got sick and tired of me. We're still together!
#6
I bought my ex a $120 neclace. The day before she dumped me...
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#8
gave her a hand job
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#9
Wrote her an epic progressive rock song.


It was my best song and I can't play it anymore cause it hurts too much to.
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#10
Quote by wilson 595
I bought my ex a $120 neclace. The day before she dumped me...


u raped her afterward rite? and stole back the necklace?
#11
i dunno, but i can tell you the most romantic moment we ever shared (me and my gf) we just stood out watching the sunset in complete silence, and it was amazing. people underestimate the power of silence.
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#12
Tossed my girlfriend's salad.
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#13
I made out with a drunk girl at a party on a couch.
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#14
Quote by wilson 595
I bought my ex a $120 neclace. The day before she dumped me...



That's not romantic, it's just expensive


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#16
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Wrote her an epic progressive rock song.


That honestly made me laugh!


Absolutely nothing, I play songs for a chick I guess though.
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#17
Quote by travislausch
Wrote her an epic progressive rock song.


It was my best song and I can't play it anymore cause it hurts too much to.


The only song I've ever written for a girl is in my profile.
I don't play it anymore either...


Honestly, last time I did I started to tear up
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#19
Proposed to her
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#20
Quote by ratmblink123
Played an acoustic song for her, then asked her out.

Aww.


done that.

I also took a pegboard, drilled holes in it, and put christmas lights in it, in the shape of the word "Prom?" and that's how I asked her to prom.
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#22
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Tossed my girlfriend's salad.


That is love I hopefully will never experience.
Life is underrated.


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#23
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The only song I've ever written for a girl is in my profile.
I don't play it anymore either...


Honestly, last time I did I started to tear up

Indeed.

From that point on, I'd decided to stop writing love songs altogether. :/
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#24
Absolutely fuck all.


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i told a girl "meh, you're all right i guess"

Sounds like something I'd say.
#25
i said " bitch, get me a chicken sandwhich with some waffle fries... for free"
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#26
sat in a tree and looked her in the eyes . .
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#27
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Indeed.

From that point on, I'd decided to stop writing love songs altogether. :/


the last love song i wrote is so hard for me to play. its instrumental, and every time i play the solo (which can be either 30 seconds or 30 minutes), i tear up, and i have to stop. cuz i always remember this one time i played it for her. it was an epic moment, let me tell you.
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#28
Quote by travislausch
Indeed.

From that point on, I'd decided to stop writing love songs altogether. :/

Yup.
Here's to having an emotional wall


Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#29
Quote by <the_last>
i said " bitch, get me a chicken sandwhich with some waffle fries... for free"


Unforgivable.
#32
... from all the girls i know ... if you write them a song or poem after knowing them for like a week, they think thats uber creepy...
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#33
I told her it was cool that she had a penis...

I mean...

Played Hey There Delilah (I know. I know. But she loved it.)
^got me laid
#35
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Proposed to her


You're so unoriginal, man.

You're just copying the season three finale of "Grey's Anatomy."

Get your own ideas!

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#36
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I told her it was cool that she had a penis...

I mean...

Played Hey There Delilah (I know. I know. But she loved it.)
^got me laid



lolol by either a dickgirl or a man . . . .
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#39
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... from all the girls i know ... if you write them a song or poem after knowing them for like a week, they think thats uber creepy...


We pulled an all nighter at my house the other day just listening to records and watching Nirvana: MTV Unplugged in New York. I'm thinking she is at a point where she won't be creeped out by me writing her a poem.
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