#1
okay so i like this girl (S) i geuss you could say alot and i was gonna ask her out tm so i txted her friend (K) asking what S's phone number is and K is like "oh yeah you like her eh?" and we talk and she says shes a ask if S likes me and K txts my friend (J) and sais that S said to her "oh uhmm...i dont kno..." and it was like /klazing right through the heart and so now im sad and confused and dont know what to do...
im looking for the perfect thing to say that will make her forget about this and possibly want to go out with me
and now i found out that K mighta been lying so i dunno what to do
oh and the reason i dont txt S is cuz i was using J's phone


oh and if anyone noticed srry for the absence been away for a real long time
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#4
There seems to have been a lot more relationship threads than usual lately.
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#6
I recommend you take this to the relationship thread.
...and just use their real names.
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#8
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There seems to have been a lot more relationship threads than usual lately.

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#10
i took it to the relationship thread and noones answering me so i took it here
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That doesn't rhyme
And isn't really about wanking anyway.
#11
This is just asking for the forbidden fruit.
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#12
^to TS: Give it time, it's a forum not a chat room. Plus you'll get answers from people that will actually read and think about your situation.
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#13
k, so liek, ur not on ur fone rite nao. So plz quit typing liek u r.

Anyway, I bet she'd be real impressed if you used the relationship thread.
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#14
this is the internet. nobody cares about you here. go ask your mother, she might actually care.
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#16
Woot, I love advice from the Pit. It's almost as good as advice from /b/.
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#18
I couldn't understand what the hell he was typing.. but I could tell it was yet another damned relationship thing brought to UG..
#19
wait for your balls to drop then...go and talk to the girl...GIRLS DON'T LIKE TIMID PUSSIES
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#20
I have no clue what TS said in the original post...
Too many people own guitars. Someone had better go play a... clarinet or something.

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#22
ahhh *looks at profile* Now I understand. You're still in elementary school. How silly of me to tell you to learn how to use punctuation and how to speak english correctly.

and sorry, but I doubt anybody noticed that you were gone.

Edit: dam I'm late
#23
I think the real question is: What kind of parent allows a kid still in elementary school to own a cellphone? They're just asking for a giant phone bill, especially when the kid probably has to reiterate the same message five times with gradually improving grammar.
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#24
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I think the real question is: What kind of parent allows a kid still in elementary school to own a cellphone? They're just asking for a giant phone bill, especially when the kid probably has to reiterate the same message five times with gradually improving grammar.

yea seriously.

There's some kids at my school whose SIX YEAR OLD sisters have cell phones. I mean honestly.
#26
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won a place in my sig o u dont care?? go ask your mom if I do...
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#28
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I was unable to comprehend what the fuck you just posted.

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Are you speaking English, TS?
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