#1
I enjoy life, and no, I am not emo, or the weird lonely kid. Actually I have a lot of friends. But 95% of people other than my friends, bandmates, and family are real ****ing assholes. People can **** you over really easily. For example, i happened to be in the Heart concert in Orlando last saturday, and there was this guy in line waiting to get in (obviously, a big stage, and lots of lights means that something important is about to happen), so he asks me who Heart is, and I tell him that its this pretty cool band lead by these two chicks, and were extremely popular in the mid 70's through the early 80's. anyway, in the middle of the show, nancy throws this pick offstage, and im near the front, so i try to get it. and this same asshole i explained who heart was to gets in a fight with me over who gets this pick. we both get thrown out of ****ing universal studios, although i got to keep the pick

no matter what the company is, customer service sucks. specially the ****ing internet company. they make you wait 45 minutes on the phone, and they never end up fixing your problem anyway.

im living in my grandparents house since my house is being remodeled. turns out my old buddies were smoking pot and doing smack in there. my mom gets in trouble, cause the security found syringes and ****.

girls. girls are really goddamned confusing. specially this one girl i know, we'll call her mary. mary had been one of my best friends since the start of middle school. we were extremely close. throughout the 2 years since i've known her shes been a great friend. a great person. i could write a biography about her, and she of I. basically, everythings great until she starts going out with this douche bag we'll call peter (and trust me mary has gone out with more guys than she can count, so its not like im jealous.) So a few weeks ago, she starts giving me this attitude, and starts being really bitchy. Like whenever I say anything about music, shell start going oh yeah, alex, youre so cool, yeah, you know everything about music, you play guitar and piano amazingly. so this one day i decide to ask her why shes been such a bitch lately. and she says its because shes known me for too long. What a stupid ****ing bitch!

whatever, i guess life would be boring if everything was perfect.
#2
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#5
Wow throw a couple punch lines in there and you could be on Just for Laughs.
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#6
Sucks man, people aren't like that here...
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#8
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Wow throw a couple punch lines in there and you could be on Just for Laughs.

Ha ha that's what I thought after the customer service thing.

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#9
Welcome to reality, dude. It doesn't make any sense. And, no, people don't suck. We just all have our issues... some more than others.

I'm familiar with people who overreact to everything. They're everywhere.

Girls think guys are confusing. And honestly, if you really take the time to understand how girls think and apply it to a situation, you'll see that girls aren't that much harder to figure out than any guy... though, because they're different, it might still be more annoying.

And, also, I'd guess that there's more going on with "Mary" than she's told you, but I could be wrong.
#10
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#12
TL;DR

But life sucks every once in a while, just try to make good of when it doesn't.
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Welcome to reality, dude. It doesn't make any sense. And, no, people don't suck. We just all have our issues... some more than others.

I'm familiar with people who overreact to everything. They're everywhere.

Girls think guys are confusing. And honestly, if you really take the time to understand how girls think and apply it to a situation, you'll see that girls aren't that much harder to figure out than any guy... though, because they're different, it might still be more annoying.

And, also, I'd guess that there's more going on with "Mary" than she's told you, but I could be wrong.

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#17
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I enjoy life, and no, I am not emo, or the weird lonely kid. Actually I have a lot of friends. But 95% of people other than my friends, bandmates, and family are real ****ing assholes. People can **** you over really easily. For example, i happened to be in the Heart concert in Orlando last saturday, and there was this guy in line waiting to get in (obviously, a big stage, and lots of lights means that something important is about to happen), so he asks me who Heart is, and I tell him that its this pretty cool band lead by these two chicks, and were extremely popular in the mid 70's through the early 80's. anyway, in the middle of the show, nancy throws this pick offstage, and im near the front, so i try to get it. and this same asshole i explained who heart was to gets in a fight with me over who gets this pick. we both get thrown out of ****ing universal studios, although i got to keep the pick

no matter what the company is, customer service sucks. specially the ****ing internet company. they make you wait 45 minutes on the phone, and they never end up fixing your problem anyway.

im living in my grandparents house since my house is being remodeled. turns out my old buddies were smoking pot and doing smack in there. my mom gets in trouble, cause the security found syringes and ****.

girls. girls are really goddamned confusing. specially this one girl i know, we'll call her mary. mary had been one of my best friends since the start of middle school. we were extremely close. throughout the 2 years since i've known her shes been a great friend. a great person. i could write a biography about her, and she of I. basically, everythings great until she starts going out with this douche bag we'll call peter (and trust me mary has gone out with more guys than she can count, so its not like im jealous.) So a few weeks ago, she starts giving me this attitude, and starts being really bitchy. Like whenever I say anything about music, shell start going oh yeah, alex, youre so cool, yeah, you know everything about music, you play guitar and piano amazingly. so this one day i decide to ask her why shes been such a bitch lately. and she says its because shes known me for too long. What a stupid ****ing bitch!

whatever, i guess life would be boring if everything was perfect.


im not going to pretend i read all of that

however , i have a 3 syllable response

Quitchyerbitchn!
Over my dead body , you nazi pirate bastard

#19
People are assholes, get used to it.
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#20
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I enjoy life, and no, I am not emo, ...
Apparently not-so-much. And emo would appear to be a step up from where you are right now.

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Rants make horrible thread topics. No real discussion is framed by them. Basically spam.

I'll be back to report this abortion, that at best might be a flame-fest in your (dis)honour.

Feel free to delete it, before I get back.


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