#1
you know how when you fart and it doesn't smell, but if you're sitting in a bathtub and you fart and the bubbles go up it stinks soooo ****ing bad...

why is that ?
#2
lol.. cause its air xd
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#3
It's worse in the shower. ):
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#4
Ah yes there comes a time in every man's life where we ask that question.......

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#6
no way guys no way i have a awesome story. me and my gf were in a pool when i was like 12 haha long time ago and she farted in the pool and i broke up with her on the spot right there at that very moment. it was sick
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no way guys no way i have a awesome story. me and my gf were in a pool when i was like 12 haha long time ago and she farted in the pool and i broke up with her on the spot right there at that very moment. it was sick

Aww dude that's harsh...
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#8
Because it's like a wet fart except it travels up.
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no way guys no way i have a awesome story. me and my gf were in a pool when i was like 12 haha long time ago and she farted in the pool and i broke up with her on the spot right there at that very moment. it was sick



That's mean.
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#10
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no way guys no way i have a awesome story. me and my gf were in a pool when i was like 12 haha long time ago and she farted in the pool and i broke up with her on the spot right there at that very moment. it was sick


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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no way guys no way i have a awesome story. me and my gf were in a pool when i was like 12 haha long time ago and she farted in the pool and i broke up with her on the spot right there at that very moment. it was sick



lmfao!!
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#15
Wow, I must be a really nervous person.

On a different note, I hate when you fall asleep in class while holding in a fart, and suddenly wake up and fart. I mean, I might as well stand up and announce that it was me, it couldn't be more obvious.
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