Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
Aw I love John Mayer...so much for the baseball...no.
[ takes ][ makes ][ he's ] your fuck[ be strong ][ hate ] maroon 5. It's [[ fucking ]] pantera.
haha "so thats a blue light and a yellow light for the batter"
Quote by rage6945
girls dont get braces in their vaginas buddy

I love that guy

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett


Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.