#1
So odd question.

As I sit her playing guitar, my balls feel tingly. I can't tell if it's because i haven't really 'moved' much when sitting so they're numb or something.

Or if it has something to do w/ the electric guitar.

So out of fear of lack of children in the future, is there anyway my guitar could be causing this.

Sidenote: If I spend a lot of time just sitting at the pc/watching tv in the same chair this doesn't happen. This has only happened i've noticed about 3 times but everytime it's when i'm playing guitar.
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#5
The current from your guitar is somehow being transferred to your balls.


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#6
Stop playing guitar if you want kids. Even acoustic.
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#7
hmm... what type of music are u playing? Pop music and bad punk shrinks balls. Only known cure is hard rock or metal. (Nu-metal is risky here... some will shrink, others will grow.)
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#8
its either cancer or diabetes


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Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#9
on a lot of old guitars they arent grounded good or something and ive heard of people being shocked by it.
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#11
Maybe your balls are falling asleep, because you're applying pressure to them, and not moving them at all.
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#12
Pretty much non-stop metal with a little bit of blues/neo-classical here and there
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#13
X') I doubt there's anything wrong with your balls man... I don't think an electric guitar has been blamed for one's sterility
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Maybe your balls are falling asleep, because you're applying pressure to them, and not moving them at all.


Hmm maybe I should try for a while purposefully in a wide-ass stance to let them free.

It's just in my normal position I do notice my legs are a little closer than they'd 'normally' be because i'm resting the cutaway on my thigh, and if i didn't i'd be afraid of it slipping.
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#16
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Pretty much non-stop metal with a little bit of blues/neo-classical here and there

quick question about your Carvin 7 string, whts the neck like in terms of quickness? in comparison with ibanez?
#17
Mebbe the vibration from the strings? Do... other things happen to your crotch?
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#18
well, this could be the vibrations from the guitar resonating through you and basically only sensitive to your balls. maybe youre playing too hard (not that kind of hard)
#19
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Pretty much non-stop metal with a little bit of blues/neo-classical here and there


Alright you're all set. You're balls aren't shrinking, they just headbanging.
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#20
your sperms are having a slam...or...you have your guitar over your nuts instead of your legs...
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#22
Its to late. The only cure if you want to have kids AND keep playing guitar iss....
you have to hump your guitar while playing, post videos to!
#23
...Ridiculous :P
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#24
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Yes, guitar is bad for your balls. My advice: give up now.


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#25
Studies have shown that there is a direct correlation between playing guitar and infertility.

Maybe try playing guitar like a sniper rifle. By that I mean a strap so tight your wearing it like a bow tie. Old school baby.
#26
Don't worry, thats just the radiation.
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#27
Dude. That's the ****ing connection; the mojo.

All good players are fully hard while they're on stage, you know. It's the spirit of rock flowing. It's responsible for Slash's famous posture- hard to play with a schlong like that sticking out.
#28
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Studies have shown that there is a direct correlation between playing guitar and infertility.

Maybe try playing guitar like a sniper rifle. By that I mean a strap so tight your wearing it like a bow tie. Old school baby.


cool because having children will put a stop to becoming a rockstar anyways.
#29
Stand up when your playing, then your guitar wont squish you balls... i learned that the hard (and painful) way
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#30
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Stand up when your playing, then your guitar wont squish you balls... i learned that the hard (and painful) way


me too
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#33
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#34
It happened again at practice when I decided to sit down due to exhaustion.

!!! I need to stop sitting forever.

Forever?

Forever ever.
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