#1
Ok, my little bro just got this letter home. Tell me what you think.

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April 3, 2008

Dear Parents/guardians

Welcome back from Spring Break. I hope everyone had a wonderful week off. It sounds like the kids enjoyed their time off. While we were all off for a few days the work did not stop around the school. The repairance of the roof in the main enterance of the school was begun. There is still work to be done but it was been started. We had three cameras installed by the three main doors the students use to enter the building. There is one at the front door, the weast door, and one at the south for the extended day doors. There is a monitor in the office that records all the videos taked. The front door was repaired during the week. It was a busy but productive week.

I would ask everyone to try to get to school on time. I have noticed since the time change the tardy line has growed. When the kids enter into the room late it disrupts the morning routine. Please remember if you bring your childeren in after the bell rings you need to stop at the office to pick up a tardy slip. This applys to pre-k thru 8th grade.The teachers been reminded if a child comes in late they need to tardy slip and if they don't they will be sent to the office. As the weather gets nicer it is often harder to get the kids wantingg to get to school because we all know we all would like to stay home and play thank you for your coperation.

The weather is finally geting nicer and hopefully it will stay this was the childeren are going outside for recess and the PE. so please make sure they dress accordingly. Some times it can be a little chilldy and they need coats. So make sure they bring coats on cold days.

Thank you to all of the student who sung so beautifully on Easter. All of them did wonderful job. I look forward to hearinging them at the communion masses next monthes. To all the students who participated in all the Tridddum littergies makes belonging to a Catholic Church so mouch more.

Also tomarrow report card go home tomarrow!

I hope everbody had a wonderful weekend.
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Now I copied this EXACTLY the same way it was written. I looked for typos.

Notice all the stupid mistakes she's made. Stupid or what?
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#2
Maybe she was drunk? I know I'd be drinking if I had to write a long stupid letter to parents I don't care about.
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#3
Get your brother to a new school... now
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#6
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It sounds like she got too trashed over spring break and had one of the students type it out.



What one of the first graders? haha
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#8
rofl. sounds like a teacher...
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#9
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']What in the f*uck is "ejamacated"?


"Tomarrow report card go home tomarrow" WTF?


1. I don't know how to spell it.
2. The stupidness goes along with the thread.
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#10
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Now I copied this EXACTLY the same way it was written. I looked for typos.

Notice all the stupid mistakes she's made. Stupid or what?



You didn't copy and paste?
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#12
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You didn't copy and paste?



It was a letter home. Not an E-mail.
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#13
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What one of the first graders? haha

The kid was out of it too?

I dunno ¯|(°_o)/¯
#14
Are you sure your brother didn't replace the principle's message with one of his own to avoid getting in trouble?
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Maybe she was drunk? I know I'd be drinking if I had to write a long stupid letter to parents I don't care about.


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#16
Wow New school, now!! Either they were drunk or they're just plain dumb. Sad either way. But still haha
#17
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It was a letter home. Not an E-mail.


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This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#18
I'm sure my film teacher is drunk/stoned half the time. He spent about 10 minutes setting up the TV and then noticed that the screen was facing the wall and not us. Plus he spends forever trying to open the door to get in the classroom.
#21
you'd think George Bush wrote this.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#22
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There is one at the front door, the weast door, and one at the south for the extended day doors. There is a monitor in the office that records all the videos taked. The front door was repaired during the week. It was a busy but productive week.


That made me think of Spongebob

Patrick: Ohhhh east.... I thought you said "weast"

Spongebob: *facepalm*

i lol'ed so hard
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#23
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Are you sure your brother didn't replace the principle's message with one of his own to avoid getting in trouble?


This sounds more likely.
#25
Maybe the principal wanted the students to find the mistakes and fix them?
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#26
Yeah, I somehow doubt that the principal actually wrote that... Towards the end it gets a little too ridiculous... Amusing nonetheless.
#29
Ejaculated. Thats what I read. Sorry.
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#30
Welcome back from spring break should explain it.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#33
I could try to scan it and save it to my computer then post it on here. but it would be to small to read.
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